OZARK MOUNTAIN TRIKERS FORUM

Don Hodges · Don Hodges

This gives us something to think about with all our new electronicTechnology.?GPSA couple of weeks ago a friend told me that someone she knewhad Their car broken into while they were at a football game... Their carwas Parked on the green which was adjacent to the football stadium andSpecially allot...

DALE · DALE

HEY WITTOW CAVE BOY JIM, WELCOME HOME. WE'VE GOT THE OLE BATS ON THE RUN & NOW YOU CAN HELP PUT IT ALL TO AN END. THEY'RE RUNNIN SCARED OR FLYIN SCARED.

Rosie · Rosie

Cleon and I started with a word of the day just about 18 years ago when our kids were little - he and I have continued that even after the kids have grown.? Our word of the day today is: arrogance - overbearing pride evidenced by a superior manner toward inferiors.

Maw · Maw

Jenny passed away around 1:00 today. Will let you know arrangments as soon as i hear?

DALE · DALE

WELL HDG & RICKY, SURE DIDN'T THINK THE OLE BATS WOULD GET SO SERIOUS ABOUT FIGURIN OUT THE SECRET MESSAGE THING?I'M THINKIN THEY'RE NOT POSTIN & TRYIN TO FIGURE IT OUT?YA KNOW, THOSE OLE BATS JUST DON'T HAVE A CLUE ABOUT WHAT'S GOIN ON?NOT A CLUE HEY, I DID SEE CLEON & ROSIE DIDN'T TELL HIM A...

Countrygent · Countrygent

I have agreed to be the Newsletter Editor for OMT. You notice this says "Editor", not WRITER... The Newsltter will be the size that will contain the information that I receive to put in. I am not going to continually fill in stuff to make it 6 pages long. That is what burned Chris out... This is...

Maw · Maw

Please keep Jeannie Bechtel in your prays. Lou says she is not doing good. ?They belong to the HAT Chapter out of Kansas City.

crittor52 · crittor52

I would like to ask you all to put my grand-daughter Kelli on your prayer lists. She has scoliosis and is having back surgery tomarrow in Columbia, MO.? Please?pray for a sucessful surgery and quick healing. Thank You, crittor52

DALE · DALE

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Countrygent · Countrygent

I am back and a little confused???? I told several? members that I would take over the newsletter but only on the condition that someone take over the Secretary's duties... When I came back from CA I read in the newsletter and on the forum that I am taking over the newsletter but no word of who is going to be...

Easyon3 · Easyon3

??????Bat? : ??????'Do you want dinner?' ?? ? Husband: ?????'Sure! What are my choices?' ? ?? ??????Bat? : ?????? ?'Yes or no.'??????

Rosie · Rosie

So what's the score?? You are keeping track, aren't you???? I think Dale's got himself so far behind he'll never see the light of day again?? Huh??? I'm cheering for you, girl!? If you need my help - let me know!

Don Hodges · Don Hodges

?A cute sexy blonde got a job with the Public Works Department.? She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road.? The supervisor told her that she was on probation and that she must stay at or above the set average of 2 miles per day to remain employed.? The blonde agreed to the conditions and starts...

Easyon3 · Easyon3

Branson Motorcycle Toy RunDescription Sunday, November 1, 2009 Meeting at Area 57 - Across from Dixie Stampede Bikes out at 1PM - Everyone Welcome Donations to benefit Taney County Families. Parade of bikes going to VFW Post 5168 of Forsyth - led by none other than Santa! Dinner and music provided co...

crittor52 · crittor52

The Midwest Drifters of West Plains will hold a Gainesville toy run to benefit the Ozark County Drive. The Toy Run will be held October 24th at the Gainesville Saddle Club grounds. Bikes will leave the grounds no later then 1p.m. Riders will ride around Gainesville and finish their run back at the aren...

Don Hodges · Don Hodges

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked.? When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Margie and Mikey, they're eighteen.? And the twins, Pam & Sam, they're sixteen.? And the twins, Sis...

DALE · DALE

WELL HDG, OLE CAVE BOY JIM WILL BE SURPRISED WHEN HE RETURNS & SEE'S NO RESPONSE FROM THE OLE BATS?I THINK THEY FINELY REALIZED, THEY'RE NO MATCH FOR THE INTELLIGENCE OF THE WITTOW CAVE BOYS?I GUESS THEY'RE JUST HANGIN AROUND IN MOURNING OF THEY'RE LOSS?WASN'T MUCH OF A CHALLENGE

DALE · DALE

WE ENJOYED THE NEWS LETTER GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WON'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT YA & YA KNOW FOR SURE I JUST HATE TO GIVE AN OLE BAT A COMPLIMENT, BUT YOU HAVE BEEN A VERY SPECIAL NEWS EDITOR?EVEN THOUGH IT WAS ALL TRUE, IT ALMOST MADE ME THROW UP IN MY MOUTH TO SAY ALL THAT GOOD STUFF AB...

crittor52 · crittor52

1.?Cave Boys?are like Laxatives ?They irritate the crap out of you. ? ?2? Cave Boys?are like. ?Bananas ?The older they get, the less firm they are. ? ? ?3.?Cave Boys?are like ?Weather ?Nothing can be done to change ?them. ? ? ? ?4.? Cave Boys?are like Blenders ?You need One, but you're not quite sure ?wh...

DALE · DALE

HEY OMT'ERS, WAS A GREAT MEETING SATURDAY. LOTS A FUN AS IT ALWAYS IS. LOOKIN FORWARD TO THE NEXT GATHERIN. MAYBE EVEN WARM ENOUGH SOME OF US?CAN RIDE. KINDA WISH?WE WERE AS TOUGH AS DOC & PAM, TO RIDE AS COLD AS IT WAS SATURDAY OR MAYBE I DON'T WANTA BE THAT TOUGH?OFCOURSE THEY DO HAVE HEATED HANDLE GR...

DALE · DALE

HEY HDG, WE FIGURED OUT AT THE MEETING SATURDAY THAT ROSIE IS THE HEAD DING BAT?THAT WOULD BE ONE OLE BAT SMARTER THAN A WANNA BE OLE BLOND BAT LIKE REGINA FOR EXAMPLE?NOW ROSIE, BEFORE YOUR HEAD EXPLODES?A DING BAT WOULD BE LIKE ARCHIE'S EDITH FOR EXAMPLE?THEN THERE'S DENISE, THE BLOND OF BLOND BATS?A...

Rosie · Rosie

Where ya been, buddy???? Since Jim's not around, you've kind of slinked to the back of your cave?? Come on out - us bats wanna see ya!

Don Hodges · Don Hodges

Hdg got? up? Saturday morning with the odd feeling that something about this day was to be different. Something unusual was about to happen.? He glanced out the window at the thermometer: 33 degrees.? He went downstairs - the clock had stopped at 3 o'clock.? He picked up the newspaper and read the date...

Rosie · Rosie

Found something interesting today about our wittow caveboys. C - complains A - about V - virtually E - everything This applies as you can see from previous postings -- "it's gonna rain", "I might get wet", "I gotta go", blah, blah, blah! -- Edited by Rosie on Thursday...

smileygrannie1 · smileygrannie1

Tom, Happy Birthday to you! To make your birthday turn out good, we send these wishes to you!?Have a great day.

Don Hodges · Don Hodges

Dale have you noticed that all of Rosies (SO CALLED GIRLY TEAM) has been really?REALLY really quiet as in?(QUIET) lately?Just the calm before the storm OR have they just quietly GAVE UP ?on the game?It just ain;t normal for them gals to be this (QUIET) kinda got the?ol hdg worried/?????

Easyon3 · Easyon3

??? Bat: ????????'What are you doing?' ? ?? Husband: ????Nothing.? ? ?Bat? : ????????'Nothing...? ?You've been reading our marriage ??certificatefor an hour.' ? Husband: ? ?? 'I was looking for the expiration date.' ? -- Edited by Easyon3 on Thursday 15th of October 2009 04:19:46 PM

Don Hodges · Don Hodges

Hey Dale youall think that( bat hides) would make some tough/rough weather resistant/longlasting trike seat covers or would they just wrinkle up an get real hard an dry after they got good an wet like cow hide does?hdg knowes where he can get enough old bat hides?to cover his seats an yours an Jims?wit...

DALE · DALE

SOME OF YOU OMT FELLAS, MIGHT WANTA SIT SEPERATE FROM YOUR OLE BAT WIFE OR SHE FREIND?AT THE MEETING SATURDAY?A NEWS BULLETIN THIS MORNIN, REPORTED THAT BATS WITH RABIES ARE UP IN NUMBERS THIS YEAR?THE ODDS OF YA GETTIN IT?COULD BE WORSE THAN THE SWINE FLU

DALE · DALE

FINELY WE GET SOME RAIN?IT'S BEEN ALMOST TWO DAYS WITHOUT RAIN?I ALMOST FORGOT WHAT IT WAS LIKE?NOT COMPLAININ

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	GPS an Cell phone something to think about (Preview) *This gives us something to think about with all our new electronicTechnology.*?GPSA couple of weeks ago a friend told me that someone she knewhad Their car broken into while they were at a football game... Their carwas Parked on the green which was adjacent to the football stadium andSpecially allot...**	Don Hodges	2	229	Oct 29, 2009 by DALE
	WELCOME HOME JIM (Preview) HEY WITTOW CAVE BOY JIM, WELCOME HOME. WE'VE GOT THE OLE BATS ON THE RUN & NOW YOU CAN HELP PUT IT ALL TO AN END. THEY'RE RUNNIN SCARED OR FLYIN SCARED.	DALE	5	220	Oct 29, 2009 by smileygrannie1
	Word of the day (Preview) Cleon and I started with a word of the day just about 18 years ago when our kids were little - he and I have continued that even after the kids have grown.? Our word of the day today is: arrogance - overbearing pride evidenced by a superior manner toward inferiors.	Rosie	5	214	Oct 28, 2009 by Rosie
	Sad News (Preview) Jenny passed away around 1:00 today. Will let you know arrangments as soon as i hear?	Maw	3	207	Oct 27, 2009 by DALE
	OH OLE GIRL BATS (Preview) WELL HDG & RICKY, SURE DIDN'T THINK THE OLE BATS WOULD GET SO SERIOUS ABOUT FIGURIN OUT THE SECRET MESSAGE THING?I'M THINKIN THEY'RE NOT POSTIN & TRYIN TO FIGURE IT OUT?YA KNOW, THOSE OLE BATS JUST DON'T HAVE A CLUE ABOUT WHAT'S GOIN ON?NOT A CLUE HEY, I DID SEE CLEON & ROSIE DIDN'T TELL HIM A...	DALE	11	248	Oct 27, 2009 by smileygrannie1
	Newsletter Editor! (Preview) I have agreed to be the Newsletter Editor for OMT. You notice this says "Editor", not WRITER... The Newsltter will be the size that will contain the information that I receive to put in. I am not going to continually fill in stuff to make it 6 pages long. That is what burned Chris out... This is...	Countrygent	1	197	Oct 27, 2009 by DALE
	Prayers needed (Preview) Please keep Jeannie Bechtel in your prays. Lou says she is not doing good. ?They belong to the HAT Chapter out of Kansas City.	Maw	2	183	Oct 26, 2009 by smileygrannie1
	Prayer Request (Preview) I would like to ask you all to put my grand-daughter Kelli on your prayer lists. She has scoliosis and is having back surgery tomarrow in Columbia, MO.? Please?pray for a sucessful surgery and quick healing. Thank You, crittor52	crittor52	9	254	Oct 25, 2009 by crittor52
	SPECIAL SECRET MESSAGE~~~~~~~~~~~ (Preview) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!	DALE	7	238	Oct 25, 2009 by DALE
	Newsletter (Preview) I am back and a little confused???? I told several? members that I would take over the newsletter but only on the condition that someone take over the Secretary's duties... When I came back from CA I read in the newsletter and on the forum that I am taking over the newsletter but no word of who is going to be...	Countrygent	1	237	Oct 25, 2009 by DALE
	I' AMMMMMMMMMMMM BACK !!!!!!! (Preview) ??????Bat? : ??????'Do you want dinner?' ?? ? Husband: ?????'Sure! What are my choices?' ? ?? ??????Bat? : ?????? ?'Yes or no.'??????	Easyon3	20	392	Oct 23, 2009 by Easyon3
	Gina (Preview) So what's the score?? You are keeping track, aren't you???? I think Dale's got himself so far behind he'll never see the light of day again?? Huh??? I'm cheering for you, girl!? If you need my help - let me know!	Rosie	6	203	Oct 23, 2009 by DALE
	Guess what one more blond joke (Preview) ?A cute sexy blonde got a job with the Public Works Department.? She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road.? The supervisor told her that she was on probation and that she must stay at or above the set average of 2 miles per day to remain employed.? The blonde agreed to the conditions and starts...	Don Hodges	0	128	Oct 22, 2009 by Don Hodges
	Branson Toy Run (Preview) Branson Motorcycle Toy RunDescription Sunday, November 1, 2009 Meeting at Area 57 - Across from Dixie Stampede Bikes out at 1PM - Everyone Welcome Donations to benefit Taney County Families. Parade of bikes going to VFW Post 5168 of Forsyth - led by none other than Santa! Dinner and music provided co...	Easyon3	0	279	Oct 22, 2009 by Easyon3
	Toy Run (Preview) The Midwest Drifters of West Plains will hold a Gainesville toy run to benefit the Ozark County Drive. The Toy Run will be held October 24th at the Gainesville Saddle Club grounds. Bikes will leave the grounds no later then 1p.m. Riders will ride around Gainesville and finish their run back at the aren...	crittor52	0	187	Oct 22, 2009 by crittor52
	Practice an determination = twins (Preview) A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked.? When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Margie and Mikey, they're eighteen.? And the twins, Pam & Sam, they're sixteen.? And the twins, Sis...	Don Hodges	1	203	Oct 20, 2009 by DALE
	YUP, YUP, WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!! (Preview) WELL HDG, OLE CAVE BOY JIM WILL BE SURPRISED WHEN HE RETURNS & SEE'S NO RESPONSE FROM THE OLE BATS?I THINK THEY FINELY REALIZED, THEY'RE NO MATCH FOR THE INTELLIGENCE OF THE WITTOW CAVE BOYS?I GUESS THEY'RE JUST HANGIN AROUND IN MOURNING OF THEY'RE LOSS?WASN'T MUCH OF A CHALLENGE	DALE	2	189	Oct 19, 2009 by Rosie
	HEY, READHEADED BLOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Preview) WE ENJOYED THE NEWS LETTER GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WON'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT YA & YA KNOW FOR SURE I JUST HATE TO GIVE AN OLE BAT A COMPLIMENT, BUT YOU HAVE BEEN A VERY SPECIAL NEWS EDITOR?EVEN THOUGH IT WAS ALL TRUE, IT ALMOST MADE ME THROW UP IN MY MOUTH TO SAY ALL THAT GOOD STUFF AB...	DALE	3	201	Oct 19, 2009 by smileygrannie1
	Caveboys from Fay (Preview) 1.?Cave Boys?are like Laxatives ?They irritate the crap out of you. ? ?2? Cave Boys?are like. ?Bananas ?The older they get, the less firm they are. ? ? ?3.?Cave Boys?are like ?Weather ?Nothing can be done to change ?them. ? ? ? ?4.? Cave Boys?are like Blenders ?You need One, but you're not quite sure ?wh...	crittor52	7	205	Oct 19, 2009 by smileygrannie1
	OMT MEETING SATURDAY (Preview) HEY OMT'ERS, WAS A GREAT MEETING SATURDAY. LOTS A FUN AS IT ALWAYS IS. LOOKIN FORWARD TO THE NEXT GATHERIN. MAYBE EVEN WARM ENOUGH SOME OF US?CAN RIDE. KINDA WISH?WE WERE AS TOUGH AS DOC & PAM, TO RIDE AS COLD AS IT WAS SATURDAY OR MAYBE I DON'T WANTA BE THAT TOUGH?OFCOURSE THEY DO HAVE HEATED HANDLE GR...	DALE	0	209	Oct 19, 2009 by DALE
	HEAD DING BAT (Preview) HEY HDG, WE FIGURED OUT AT THE MEETING SATURDAY THAT ROSIE IS THE HEAD DING BAT?THAT WOULD BE ONE OLE BAT SMARTER THAN A WANNA BE OLE BLOND BAT LIKE REGINA FOR EXAMPLE?NOW ROSIE, BEFORE YOUR HEAD EXPLODES?A DING BAT WOULD BE LIKE ARCHIE'S EDITH FOR EXAMPLE?THEN THERE'S DENISE, THE BLOND OF BLOND BATS?A...	DALE	0	201	Oct 18, 2009 by DALE
	Dale (Preview) Where ya been, buddy???? Since Jim's not around, you've kind of slinked to the back of your cave?? Come on out - us bats wanna see ya!	Rosie	1	216	Oct 18, 2009 by DALE
	Just HDG:S luck (Preview) Hdg got? up? Saturday morning with the odd feeling that something about this day was to be different. Something unusual was about to happen.? He glanced out the window at the thermometer: 33 degrees.? He went downstairs - the clock had stopped at 3 o'clock.? He picked up the newspaper and read the date...	Don Hodges	1	192	Oct 17, 2009 by DALE
	Hey Girls (Preview) Found something interesting today about our wittow caveboys. C - complains A - about V - virtually E - everything This applies as you can see from previous postings -- "it's gonna rain", "I might get wet", "I gotta go", blah, blah, blah! -- Edited by Rosie on Thursday...	Rosie	3	177	Oct 16, 2009 by greg
	birthday (Preview) Tom, Happy Birthday to you! To make your birthday turn out good, we send these wishes to you!?Have a great day.	smileygrannie1	3	193	Oct 16, 2009 by Rosie
	GIRL TEAM (Preview) Dale have you noticed that all of Rosies (SO CALLED GIRLY TEAM) has been really?REALLY really quiet as in?(QUIET) lately?Just the calm before the storm OR have they just quietly GAVE UP ?on the game?It just ain;t normal for them gals to be this (QUIET) kinda got the?ol hdg worried/?????	Don Hodges	4	179	Oct 16, 2009 by smileygrannie1
	Bat Humor (Preview) ??? Bat: ????????'What are you doing?' ? ?? Husband: ????Nothing.? ? ?Bat? : ????????'Nothing...? ?You've been reading our marriage ??certificatefor an hour.' ? Husband: ? ?? 'I was looking for the expiration date.' ? -- Edited by Easyon3 on Thursday 15th of October 2009 04:19:46 PM	Easyon3	2	181	Oct 16, 2009 by DALE
	BAT HIDE (Preview) Hey Dale youall think that( bat hides) would make some tough/rough weather resistant/longlasting trike seat covers or would they just wrinkle up an get real hard an dry after they got good an wet like cow hide does?hdg knowes where he can get enough old bat hides?to cover his seats an yours an Jims?wit...	Don Hodges	1	180	Oct 15, 2009 by DALE
	IMPORTANT NEWS BULLETIN (Preview) SOME OF YOU OMT FELLAS, MIGHT WANTA SIT SEPERATE FROM YOUR OLE BAT WIFE OR SHE FREIND?AT THE MEETING SATURDAY?A NEWS BULLETIN THIS MORNIN, REPORTED THAT BATS WITH RABIES ARE UP IN NUMBERS THIS YEAR?THE ODDS OF YA GETTIN IT?COULD BE WORSE THAN THE SWINE FLU	DALE	3	194	Oct 14, 2009 by DALE
	COULD THAT BE RAIN???? (Preview) FINELY WE GET SOME RAIN?IT'S BEEN ALMOST TWO DAYS WITHOUT RAIN?I ALMOST FORGOT WHAT IT WAS LIKE?NOT COMPLAININ	DALE	5	216	Oct 14, 2009 by DALE
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