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Why Is It???
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?...... IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH > ? ? ? ? ? ? ?KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR, .....>>. BUT IF > ? ? ? ? ? ? ?YOU CROSS THE ( US BORDER) >.ILLEGALLY.<YOU GET A DRIVERS LICENSE, > ? ? ? ? ? ? ?SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, AND FREE HEALTH CARE,Wellfare,.and free housing?? and I...
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OMT MEETING
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HEY, REMEMBER THE NEXT OMT MEETING IS NEXT SATURDAY THE 17TH AT VAUGHT'S IN GAINESVILLE. SHOW UP BETWEEN 11:AM & 11:30AM. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THE WEATHER WILL COOPERATE FOR A LITTLE RIDE
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OLD hdg REFORMED
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Ok to all the gals?in omt the blonds/ redheads/ the indians/ brunettes/black haired ones an all the outher colores even them weird colored ones?from wal-mart the ol hdg has reformed from any more ((picking)) on youall even if?? youall are hanging upside down in the caves and are still picking on my ol...
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Ol' Timers
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Sometimes you just forget!
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This just might help???
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Prevent Swine Flu - Good Advice ????????? ???????? Dr. Vinay Goyal is an MBBS,DRM,DNB (Intensivist and Thyroid specialist) having clinical experience of over 20 years. He has worked in institutions like Hinduja Hospital , Bombay Hospital , Saifee Hospital , Tata Memorial etc.. Presently, he is h...
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Picture Perfect Blonde
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A blonde is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'? The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.?
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stormy weather
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Is everyone ok after the storms last night? We got 3 1/2" of rain and it is still coming down very heavy. Hope everyone is fine.
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Peroxide for Gina
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Ok Rosie/smilinggranny/crittor/Barb an the rest of you BLONDS take that Gina a big bottle of proXIDE an give her hair a good dose of it(why) youall ask because she is picking on my ol cavemen buddies Jim an Dale like the rest of you Blonds so she needes to fit it with the rest of you BLONDIES?hdg still figu...
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Dale & Jim - Great White Hunters
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Keeping the world safe. One old bat at a time.
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Cavemen
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We now have real proof who? real cavemen are . Ya'll don't get to cold now. -- Edited by greg on Sunday 4th of October 2009 07:50:14 PM
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GOOD MEETING
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HEY GUYS, GOOD MEETING TODAY. SOME GOOD THINGS TO THINK ABOUT BEFORE NEXT MEETING. CLEON & ROSIE, YA'LL DID A GREAT JOB & SHERI & PAW HAD SOME GOOD INPUT TO GET IT ALL GOIN. I THINK IT'LL BE A GOOD CHAPTER. BARB & I HAD A GOOD TIME. NOT REAL CRAZY ABOUT THE FLIED LICE & GLASSHOPOW SOUP, B...
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NEXT OMT MEETING
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HEY, THE NEXT OMT MEETING WILL BE SATURDAY THE 17TH AT VAUGHT'S, GAINSVILLE, SHOW UP BETWEEN?11:00AM & 11:30AM. WE'LL RIDE SOMEWHERE AFTER, PROBABLY HOME.?THE SUN'S GOIN DOWN EARLY THESE DAYS. HOPE TO SEE YA'LL THERE. YUP, YUP.?
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HEY, GIRL TEAM
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HEY, ALL GIRL TEAM?WHERE ARE YA?BENNY, RANGER, BOBBLE, WOBBLE, NED, RED, & OF COURSE THE OLE HORSES ---?COME ON GIRL TEAM, DO A LITTLE WHEEEEEEEEE
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Need prays
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Carl Lee just called and he had to call 911 for Marie. He said it didn't look good. Please keep them in your prays.
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Greed will getcha
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Two old friends meet passing on the street one day.? But one looked forlorn, and almost on the verge of tears.? His friend asked, "What had the world done to you, my old friend?" The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you.? Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me forty thousand dollars.&qu...
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HEY RICK
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HEY RICK, WHERE ARE YA?I THOUGHT YA WERE GONNA GET THESE OLE BATS FIRED UP
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New Chapter
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Battle Axe Trikers For The Old Bats In OMT -- Edited by HillBilly Jim on Friday 2nd of October 2009 04:06:18 AM
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More Probally (Blo-ds)
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Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Women instead of three Wise Men? They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought practical gifts. Da-mm them blonds like to run the show?Ol HDG
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NEW CHAPTER
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A NEW BTW CHAPTER IN WEST PLAINS WILL HAVE THEIR FIRST MEETING THIS SATURDAY OCT. 3RD AT 1:PM AT CHENS CHINESE ACROSS FROM SONIC IN WEST PLAINS. CLEON & ROSIE LLOYD WILL BE HEADIN IT UP.?THEY WILL BE VOTING ON CHAPTER?NAME, OFFICERS & WHAT EVER GOES WITH STARTING A CHAPTER. WOULD APPRECIATE A G...
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Bats In The Belfry
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I want to thank the Ladies of BAT for braving the elements to put in an appearance at Meramec this weekend. I know it had to be hard for you to leave the comfort of your cave and venture out into the bright light of day. Mother Nature must have taken mercy on you as there wasn't a lot of sunshine for you to conte...
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Probally just one of ol HDGS great nephnews
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?was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.? The florist's son handed her a gift.? She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is.? Some flowers." "That's right." the boy said.? "But how did you know?&q...
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Mo State Trike In!!
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It was a good meet. One thing about it, you all sure keep things interesting.. If it weren't for the OMT members, i think it would be rather dull. Thanks to you all for a fun couple of day...
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Neighbor Tom
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Hey - I see you're scoping things out.? Tell Linda I think we've got Dale on the run - I think he wants to tell us OMT gals that he loves us.? He's been beaten down by a bunch of bat wings (ears).? I really think Miss Denise wore him out Friday night.?
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HEY JACK & DENISE
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GRANDSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ARE YA READY FOR THE TRIKE-IN
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HEY, IT'S ALMOST TIME TO PUT ON THE RAIN GEAR & HEAD FOR THE CAVE?THE LAST ONE OF THE YEAR & GREAT ONE TO KICK BACK & SHOOT THE BULL?SEE YA'LL FRIDAY & DON'T FORGET YOUR WINDSHIELD WIPERS?DON'T WORRY, THE ORDER IS FOR A DRY DAY & CLEON'S GOT A NEW ROUTE THAT?IT NEVER RAINS
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A BIG THANKS
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DON JUST WANTED TO SAY A BIG THANK YOU FOR YOU LITTLE JOKES, WHENEVER YOU MAKE A POST IT?ALWAYS BRINGS A SMILE TO OUR FACE AND CHUCKLE TO OUR SOUL. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR STARTING OUR DAY OUT WITH A SMILE.
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Spelling of Camp out Location
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MERAMEC - a good way to remember is an "a" surrounded by two "e's". See ya all Friday night.? Hugs and Loves, Lady
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Lost Wallet??
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A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost...
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DUHHH
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Convention 80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and st...
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OK OK NO more BLOND jokes
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?YEA RIGHT Guy orders a beer... Bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits a blond woman's boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the?mug and licks the beer off her boobs. Each time the guy calls for another beer, this happens. So after his third beer, he dec...
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