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DALE · DALE

HEY, GOT THE TOOTH PULLED YESTERDAY. ALL WENT WELL WITH VERY LITTLE PAIN, COMPARED TO WHAT I WAS HAVIN WITH IT IN THERE. SO I PUT IT UNDER MY PILLOW FOR THE TOOTH FAIRY, THINKIN THAT OLE TOOTH SHOULD BE WORTH SOME BUCKS [ANTIQUE COLLECTORS ITEM] THE PESKY TOOTH FAIRY LEFT ME A BILL FOR DISPOSING OF THE TOOT...

Don Hodges · Don Hodges

A group of male lawyers lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One transferred to another city. It wasn't the same without him. A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. She overheard the guys talking about their golf round. She said, "You know, I used to play on my golf team in col...

DALE · DALE

BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes th...

DALE · DALE

RAY & KATHY JAMISON'S DAUGHTER KATIE, WHICH WOULD BE FERN JAMISON'S GRAND DAUGHTER HAD A BABY BOY TODAY [MAY 10TH]?ON MOTHERS DAY!! IT WAS BORN AT 12:53PM, 21 INCHES LONG & WEIGHED 7LB 9OZ. HIS NAME IS DALLAS RAY. THIS WOULD BE THE BABY THE SHOWER IS FOR AT FERNS THIS COMMING?SATURDAY THE 16TH &...

DALE · DALE

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY?I'VE CONVINCED BARB THAT MOTHERS DAY IS A WORK DAY FOR MOTHERS?SHE SERVED ME BREAKFEST IN BED THIS MORNIN NOW?SHE'S OUT MOWIN THE LAWN ALREADY I'M HOPIN SHE GETS A BUNCH A?WORK DONE TODAY BEFORE THE KIDS & THE 142 GRANDKIDS GET HERE & TELL HER?WHAT MOTHERS DAY REALLY IS ALL YO...

DALE · DALE

HOPE YA'LL GOT THROUGH THE STORM ALRIGHT. IT PRETTY MUCH MISSED US. WAS BAD SOUTH AND NORTH OF US, BUT NOT MUCH HERE, JUST RAIN AND A LITTLE WIND.

DALE · DALE

HEY, IF YA'LL WANTA RIDE TODAY, JUST GO AHEAD AND RIDE?SURE HOPE YA DON'T GET WET HEY, YA'LL DON'T FORGET MOMMA'S DAY TOMORROW?I'VE GOT A BIG OLE LIST OF WORK FOR BARB TO DO?I EVEN INVITED ALL THE KIDS AND THE 142 GRANDKIDS OVER FOR HER TO COOK?FOR?SHE'S SUCH A GREAT MOM, I TRY TO DO ALL I CAN FOR HER

Don Hodges · Don Hodges

I'll be happy when...?We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are. After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be ha...

Rosie · Rosie

Just to prove to Dale that I stink at this ... If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck? The answer will be posted tomorrow.

DALE · DALE

HEY, IF THE WEATHER IS ALRIGHT FOR SATURDAY, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE RIDE

DALE · DALE

DO YOU KNOW, SOME OF US DO THIS WHEN IT RAINS???

Don Hodges · Don Hodges

"Sometimes I lie awake at night in my bed and I watch the stars, and I wonder, where the he-ll is my ceiling?"?>>?<< xxx PS I still like the S-xexex thing better than the ((FFROGY TOGS)> on a raint day<))?they sounds like a rubber blow up Dolly OR a rubber ducky in the bath t...

crittor52 · crittor52

Go to this site and get your coupon.? Go to this site and get your coupon. you have until tomarrow [6th]?to get the coupon and until the 19th to use it. This site could experience heavy volume at times so please be patient.*Terms: Free offer good for 2 pieces of Kentucky Grilled Chicken (managers choice...

Don Hodges · Don Hodges

ZIPLOC OMELET (This works great !!! Good for when all your family is together. The best part is that no one has to wait for their special omelet !!!)Have guests write their name on a quart-size Ziploc freezer bag with permanent marker. Crack 2 eggs (large or extra-large) into the bag (not more than 2) sh...

Don Hodges · Don Hodges

A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day.? Gladys has been most difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard.? Well, you know how she is." "Yes, I remember you warned me.? I remember you told me that she was a vile creature wh...

DALE · DALE

HEY, THE WEATHER JUST MIGHT LET US RIDE FOR A LITTLE EVENIN FOOD GATHERIN ONE NIGHT THIS WEEK. I'LL KEEP A LOOK OUT & HOLLER AT YA'LL. I'VE ALMOST FORGOT WHAT IT'S LIKE TO RIDE, BUT I GUESS IT JUST MAKES IT ALL WORTH IT WHEN WE CAN

crittor52 · crittor52

For those of you who know that we had to take our grandson Atom Ant to the hospital today for surgery on his jaw. He did better then expected. They had thought that it was fractured in 3 places. It turned out to be fractured in 2 places. The one on the right he had to have a metal plate but the one on his left they...

DALE · DALE

DID YOU KNOW?????????????? YA'LL STAY TUNED FOR THE REST OF THE QUESTION

HillBilly Jim · HillBilly Jim

The helmet repeal for the state of Missouri has passed through the House and is on its way to the Governor's desk. He has promised that he will not veto or sign the bill, meaning it will automatically be passed into law. For the full story, check out the link below: http://www.forr.net/legislative/le...

Paw · Paw

NO MORE CELL PHONE AT (417) 350- 8280 WHY? WE JUST NEED THE ONE ANYWAY SO NOW YOU CAN CONTACT ME AT (417) 827-0547 ON SHERI'S CELL PHONE. THAT'S ALL........

crittor52 · crittor52

I needed to upload this for OMT stuff -- Edited by crittor52 on Friday 24th of April 2009 11:39:00 AM -- Edited by crittor52 on Friday 24th of April 2009 11:47:09 AM

DALE · DALE

HEY, WE'RE OFF, LIKE A DIRTY SHIRT. HEADED TO THE ROUTE-66 TRIKE-IN. HOPE TO SEE YA'LL THERE. IF NOT, YA'LL HAVE FUN WITH YOUR WEEKEND.

Countrygent · Countrygent

The Twin Lakes Trikers meeting will be Saturday at the Western Sizzlin starting at 11AM.? The will be a special election to replace the director who is moving out of state.?? I know that Rte 66 has their Trike In the same week end but this is very important, the future of TLT is involved.? See you there!!!...

DALE · DALE

HEY, JUST A REMINDER THAT THE ROUTE 66 TRIKE-IN IS NEXT WEEKEND, FRIDAY APRIL 24TH, SATURDAY APRIL 25TH, & BACK HOME SUNDAY THE 26TH. IT TAKES PLACE AT BENNETT SPRINGS STATE PARK, HWY 64A,?LEBANON, MO. CAMPSITES IN AREA 2. ALSO MOTEL AT THE CAMPGROUND,?PH.877-422-6766 OR 800-334-6946. ?WE'RE...

Don Hodges · Don Hodges

SNAPPY REPLIES Girlfriend:? And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend:? Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. Waiter:? Would you like your coffee black? Customer:? What other colors do you have? Teacher:? Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Sam:? N...

Don Hodges · Don Hodges

"They say marriage is a contract.? No, it's not.? Contracts come with warrantees.? When something goes wrong, you can take it back to the manufacturer.? If your husband starts acting up, you can't take him back to his mama's house.? 'I don't know; he just stopped working.? He's just laying arou...

DALE · DALE

RAINLOOKS LIKE WE DRIVE INSTEAD OF RIDE TO THE MEETING AGAIN TOMORROW. REMEMBER, IT'S AT THE HAYLOFT IN MTN. GROVE. SHOW UP BETWEEN 11:00AM & 11:30AM.? I'M THINKIN NO RAIN NEXT WEEKEND FOR THE ROUTE 66 TRIKE-IN HOPE YA'LL HAVE MADE YOUR RESERVATIONS. IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD TIME?

Don Hodges · Don Hodges

LOVE AND MARRIAGE Love is holding hands in the street Marriage is holding arguments in the street Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant Marriage is a Chinese take-out Love is cuddling on a sofa Marriage is deciding on a sofa Love is talking about having children Marriage is talking about get...

Don Hodges · Don Hodges

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies. "Put them back, we can't afford them," dema...

DALE · DALE

HEY, IF YA PLAN ON RIDIN TO THE MEETING SATURDAY WITH THE WESTPLAINS BUNCH, WE'LL MEET AT THE TRUCKSTOP AT HWY63 & HWY14 JUNCTION AT 10:00AM. HOPE THE WEATHER COOPERATES?LET ME KNOW IF YA PLAN ON RIDIN WITH US SO WE DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT YA

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	PESKY TOOTH FAIRY (Preview) HEY, GOT THE TOOTH PULLED YESTERDAY. ALL WENT WELL WITH VERY LITTLE PAIN, COMPARED TO WHAT I WAS HAVIN WITH IT IN THERE. SO I PUT IT UNDER MY PILLOW FOR THE TOOTH FAIRY, THINKIN THAT OLE TOOTH SHOULD BE WORTH SOME BUCKS [ANTIQUE COLLECTORS ITEM] THE PESKY TOOTH FAIRY LEFT ME A BILL FOR DISPOSING OF THE TOOT...	DALE	0	164	May 14, 2009 by DALE
	Lady Golfer !!X (Preview) A group of male lawyers lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One transferred to another city. It wasn't the same without him. A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. She overheard the guys talking about their golf round. She said, "You know, I used to play on my golf team in col...	Don Hodges	0	157	May 13, 2009 by Don Hodges
	MISSOURI BBQ RULES (Preview) BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes th...	DALE	2	177	May 12, 2009 by DALE
	A NEW BABY (Preview) RAY & KATHY JAMISON'S DAUGHTER KATIE, WHICH WOULD BE FERN JAMISON'S GRAND DAUGHTER HAD A BABY BOY TODAY [MAY 10TH]?ON MOTHERS DAY!! IT WAS BORN AT 12:53PM, 21 INCHES LONG & WEIGHED 7LB 9OZ. HIS NAME IS DALLAS RAY. THIS WOULD BE THE BABY THE SHOWER IS FOR AT FERNS THIS COMMING?SATURDAY THE 16TH &...	DALE	2	225	May 11, 2009 by crittor52
	HAPPY MOTHERS DAY (Preview) HAPPY MOTHERS DAY?I'VE CONVINCED BARB THAT MOTHERS DAY IS A WORK DAY FOR MOTHERS?SHE SERVED ME BREAKFEST IN BED THIS MORNIN NOW?SHE'S OUT MOWIN THE LAWN ALREADY I'M HOPIN SHE GETS A BUNCH A?WORK DONE TODAY BEFORE THE KIDS & THE 142 GRANDKIDS GET HERE & TELL HER?WHAT MOTHERS DAY REALLY IS ALL YO...	DALE	0	155	May 10, 2009 by DALE
	THE STORM (Preview) HOPE YA'LL GOT THROUGH THE STORM ALRIGHT. IT PRETTY MUCH MISSED US. WAS BAD SOUTH AND NORTH OF US, BUT NOT MUCH HERE, JUST RAIN AND A LITTLE WIND.	DALE	1	154	May 9, 2009 by crittor52
	RIDE TODAY (Preview) HEY, IF YA'LL WANTA RIDE TODAY, JUST GO AHEAD AND RIDE?SURE HOPE YA DON'T GET WET HEY, YA'LL DON'T FORGET MOMMA'S DAY TOMORROW?I'VE GOT A BIG OLE LIST OF WORK FOR BARB TO DO?I EVEN INVITED ALL THE KIDS AND THE 142 GRANDKIDS OVER FOR HER TO COOK?FOR?SHE'S SUCH A GREAT MOM, I TRY TO DO ALL I CAN FOR HER	DALE	0	142	May 9, 2009 by DALE
	AWW come on an just be (HAPPY) (Preview) I'll be happy when...?We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are. After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be ha...	Don Hodges	3	145	May 9, 2009 by DALE
	Ditty (Preview) Just to prove to Dale that I stink at this ... If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck? The answer will be posted tomorrow.	Rosie	7	221	May 8, 2009 by DALE
	WHATA YA THINK (Preview) HEY, IF THE WEATHER IS ALRIGHT FOR SATURDAY, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE RIDE	DALE	1	170	May 7, 2009 by crittor52
	HERE GOES [DO YOU KNOW??] (Preview) DO YOU KNOW, SOME OF US DO THIS WHEN IT RAINS???	DALE	14	207	May 6, 2009 by DALE
	long nights (Preview) "Sometimes I lie awake at night in my bed and I watch the stars, and I wonder, where the he-ll is my ceiling?"?>>?<< xxx PS I still like the S-xexex thing better than the ((FFROGY TOGS)> on a raint day<))?they sounds like a rubber blow up Dolly OR a rubber ducky in the bath t...	Don Hodges	1	174	May 6, 2009 by DALE
	free food at KFC (Preview) Go to this site and get your coupon.? Go to this site and get your coupon. you have until tomarrow [6th]?to get the coupon and until the 19th to use it. This site could experience heavy volume at times so please be patient.*Terms: Free offer good for 2 pieces of Kentucky Grilled Chicken (managers choice...	crittor52	2	141	May 6, 2009 by HillBilly Jim
	Might be handy at a campout for breakfast??No cleanup (Preview) ZIPLOC OMELET (This works great !!! Good for when all your family is together. The best part is that no one has to wait for their special omelet !!!)Have guests write their name on a quart-size Ziploc freezer bag with permanent marker. Crack 2 eggs (large or extra-large) into the bag (not more than 2) sh...	Don Hodges	0	129	May 5, 2009 by Don Hodges
	A great mother inlaw (Preview) A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day.? Gladys has been most difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard.? Well, you know how she is." "Yes, I remember you warned me.? I remember you told me that she was a vile creature wh...	Don Hodges	1	176	May 4, 2009 by DALE
	HEY LET'S---------- (Preview) HEY, THE WEATHER JUST MIGHT LET US RIDE FOR A LITTLE EVENIN FOOD GATHERIN ONE NIGHT THIS WEEK. I'LL KEEP A LOOK OUT & HOLLER AT YA'LL. I'VE ALMOST FORGOT WHAT IT'S LIKE TO RIDE, BUT I GUESS IT JUST MAKES IT ALL WORTH IT WHEN WE CAN	DALE	0	163	May 4, 2009 by DALE
	Update on Atom Ant (Preview) For those of you who know that we had to take our grandson Atom Ant to the hospital today for surgery on his jaw. He did better then expected. They had thought that it was fractured in 3 places. It turned out to be fractured in 2 places. The one on the right he had to have a metal plate but the one on his left they...	crittor52	2	177	May 3, 2009 by Rosie
	DID YOU KNOW???? (Preview) DID YOU KNOW?????????????? YA'LL STAY TUNED FOR THE REST OF THE QUESTION	DALE	10	228	May 3, 2009 by Rosie
	Missouri Helmet Law (Preview) The helmet repeal for the state of Missouri has passed through the House and is on its way to the Governor's desk. He has promised that he will not veto or sign the bill, meaning it will automatically be passed into law. For the full story, check out the link below: http://www.forr.net/legislative/le...	HillBilly Jim	1	159	Apr 30, 2009 by DALE
	NO MORE CELL PHONE (Preview) NO MORE CELL PHONE AT (417) 350- 8280 WHY? WE JUST NEED THE ONE ANYWAY SO NOW YOU CAN CONTACT ME AT (417) 827-0547 ON SHERI'S CELL PHONE. THAT'S ALL........	Paw	0	125	Apr 27, 2009 by Paw
	sorry folks (Preview) I needed to upload this for OMT stuff -- Edited by crittor52 on Friday 24th of April 2009 11:39:00 AM -- Edited by crittor52 on Friday 24th of April 2009 11:47:09 AM	crittor52	0	146	Apr 24, 2009 by crittor52
	CU THERE (Preview) HEY, WE'RE OFF, LIKE A DIRTY SHIRT. HEADED TO THE ROUTE-66 TRIKE-IN. HOPE TO SEE YA'LL THERE. IF NOT, YA'LL HAVE FUN WITH YOUR WEEKEND.	DALE	0	142	Apr 24, 2009 by DALE
	TWT Meeting! (Preview) The Twin Lakes Trikers meeting will be Saturday at the Western Sizzlin starting at 11AM.? The will be a special election to replace the director who is moving out of state.?? I know that Rte 66 has their Trike In the same week end but this is very important, the future of TLT is involved.? See you there!!!...	Countrygent	0	118	Apr 22, 2009 by Countrygent
	ROUTE 66 TRIKE-IN (Preview) HEY, JUST A REMINDER THAT THE ROUTE 66 TRIKE-IN IS NEXT WEEKEND, FRIDAY APRIL 24TH, SATURDAY APRIL 25TH, & BACK HOME SUNDAY THE 26TH. IT TAKES PLACE AT BENNETT SPRINGS STATE PARK, HWY 64A,?LEBANON, MO. CAMPSITES IN AREA 2. ALSO MOTEL AT THE CAMPGROUND,?PH.877-422-6766 OR 800-334-6946. ?WE'RE...	DALE	0	170	Apr 19, 2009 by DALE
	Todays Lessons (Preview) SNAPPY REPLIES Girlfriend:? And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend:? Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. Waiter:? Would you like your coffee black? Customer:? What other colors do you have? Teacher:? Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Sam:? N...	Don Hodges	2	131	Apr 17, 2009 by Don Hodges
	HDG just trying to keep all the old bunch buisy (Preview) "They say marriage is a contract.? No, it's not.? Contracts come with warrantees.? When something goes wrong, you can take it back to the manufacturer.? If your husband starts acting up, you can't take him back to his mama's house.? 'I don't know; he just stopped working.? He's just laying arou...	Don Hodges	1	153	Apr 17, 2009 by DALE
	OMT MEETING (Preview) RAINLOOKS LIKE WE DRIVE INSTEAD OF RIDE TO THE MEETING AGAIN TOMORROW. REMEMBER, IT'S AT THE HAYLOFT IN MTN. GROVE. SHOW UP BETWEEN 11:00AM & 11:30AM.? I'M THINKIN NO RAIN NEXT WEEKEND FOR THE ROUTE 66 TRIKE-IN HOPE YA'LL HAVE MADE YOUR RESERVATIONS. IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD TIME?	DALE	0	124	Apr 17, 2009 by DALE
	LOVE AND MARRIAGE (Preview) LOVE AND MARRIAGE Love is holding hands in the street Marriage is holding arguments in the street Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant Marriage is a Chinese take-out Love is cuddling on a sofa Marriage is deciding on a sofa Love is talking about having children Marriage is talking about get...	Don Hodges	0	104	Apr 16, 2009 by Don Hodges
	still gotta love em?? (Preview) A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies. "Put them back, we can't afford them," dema...	Don Hodges	0	107	Apr 16, 2009 by Don Hodges
	RIDE TO MEETING (Preview) HEY, IF YA PLAN ON RIDIN TO THE MEETING SATURDAY WITH THE WESTPLAINS BUNCH, WE'LL MEET AT THE TRUCKSTOP AT HWY63 & HWY14 JUNCTION AT 10:00AM. HOPE THE WEATHER COOPERATES?LET ME KNOW IF YA PLAN ON RIDIN WITH US SO WE DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT YA	DALE	0	136	Apr 15, 2009 by DALE
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