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AN INTERESTING SITUATION
> Bush should resign now.
Then Dick Cheney becomes President (that would really PISS
OFF the libs)!!!
Then he appoints Condoleezza Rice as VP.
Then Cheney resigns two weeks later and Condoleezza Rice, A
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BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE OZARKS
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IT'S A GREAT DAY?FOR ALL YOU OMT?TURKEYS. I DECIDED TO PARDON ALL OF YA THIS YEAR. HOPE?THIS IS ALRIGHT WITH AL & THE REST OF THE OFFICERS. SOME OF YA MAY HAVE TO KEEP HID OUT,JUST BECAUSE SO MANY HAVE BEEN WAITIN TO?WRING YOUR NECKS. HAVE A GREAT THANKS GIVING DAY. BARB & I ARE SURE THANKFUL FOR AL...
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Help Needed-Fire Destroys Home of Our Local Members
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Bill, Jr and Jenny Stanford and 4 kids lost their home to a fire last night. They lost everything - clothes, furniture, bedding, toys, tools, everything. Anything you can spare would be appreciated. You can bring it to the party next week where it will be picked up or you can send donations to me at BTW he...
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Again, Please save me your soup/veggie cans
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Please remember while cooking for Thanksgiving to save me the cans. Just rip off the labels and give them a rinse. I would be most grateful if you could bring them to the party and keep saving them until I get the 100 I need. Thanx again. Happy Thanksgiving to all.? Lady
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MIGHT BE SOMETHING TO TRY ON THE GRANDBABYS
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Never heard this before , but it's worth a try when sick.....
During a lecture on Essential Oils, they told us how the foot soles can absorb oils.
Their example: Put garlic on your feet and within 20 minutes you can 'taste' it.
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GOT TO BE SNEAKY
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Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole,...
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If anyone is interested, I am now an official American
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I officially became an American on Nov. 18. It is a really big deal to me.? Lady
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GOT TO BE SNEAKY
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Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole,...
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Happy Thanksgiving
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? Dick?& I want to wish all a Happy and Healthy Thanksgiving.? Dick 7 Fay
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THE BOBCAT BOYS
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HEY, THE THAYER BOBCAT FOOTBALL TEAM WON THE STATE?SEMI FINAL AT TIPTON SATURDAY 36 TO 12. NOW WE'RE HEADED FOR THE RAMS DOME FOR THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP NEXT FRIDAY. PLAY THE SAME TEAM THEY PLAYED THEIR LAST YEAR, ONLY I HOPE WE WIN THIS YEAR. OUR GRANDSON, CAM [DJ'S SON]?PLAYED FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP LA...
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TO MY LIL BLOND BUDDIES
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A blonde and a brunette were talking, and the blonde was very stressed. The brunette asked her what was the matter. The blonde proceeded to tell her that she really needed to sell her car, but no one would buy because it has 130,000 miles on it. The brunette said to her, "I know a way that will help you...
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THANKS HDG
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HEY HDG, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
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JAN 20TH 2009 BIG DEAL
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? "An Historic Event"..that's all I keep hearing. I don't see > what the BIG deal is! It happens every day..... When January 20, > 2009 rolls around, it'll just be another black family moving into > government housing. on tax payers moneyim?HDG an I?APPROVES? this message
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THEM BLONDS ARE GETTING UPPIDY
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A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, 'I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.' The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair o...
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GOT MEDICARE
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The phone rings, and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his sample to the lab last week, a sample from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain whic...
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OVER 60 ???
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Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum? Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?? A:?Try a bookstore-------under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?? A:?Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basem...
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Meeting Tomorrow??
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I am hearing that no one is attending the meeting tomorrow. Anyone planning on going??? I was planning on bringing our brand new TRIKER mags and hoping some of you remembered to save your soup/veggie cans for me. Lady
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Nice Meeting Saturday
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Although attendance was low, we who attended, all had a nice time. We voted to change the meeting place, name of the chapter, amount of dues, place of Christmas Party and voted to use all the money in the kitty for a big party on a cruise ship. Too bad you missed it....Just joking (smile). Please save me yo...
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TOY RUN
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THERE IS A TOY RUN THIS SUNDAY IN MOUNTAIN HOME AR. MEET AT THE TOWN SQUARE. RUN STARTS AT 1PM=RIDE TO THE EAGLES IN MIDWAY. CHILI WILL BE SERVED AND PRIZES. EVERYONE WELCOME= BRING A TOY
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Carl Lee Just Had Surgery
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Fay just called to tell me that Carl Lee has just had a triple by-pass surgery today. Marie's sister is at the hospital with him as she is unable to go. We send lots of love their way. Lady
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Ducker family loss
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Hotrod just told me that Sheri Ducker got a call last night from Louisiana that her younger sister was ill. They left this morning to go to her, and halfway there they were informed that she had already passed. Please keep Sheri and Paw in your prayers.
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Veterans Parade
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This is Allen Bilyeu anyone interested in riding in the Branson Veterans Parade be at the Conoco Station at Hwy 160 & Hwy 76 at 9:30 am Tuesday Nov 11, Or at South end of Branson Landing at 10:00 am.? Incase I'm not there, our line-up number is 68. contact # 417-561-4941, cell 417-598-3466
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GETTING OLDER
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Aging shure hurts when soup sounds better than SEX LITTLE LADY: > > >A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing >home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and >say "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. >Flipp...
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Reminder Again-Please Save your Veggie and Soup Cans
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Please remember to save me your veggie and soup cans and bring them to the OMT meeting. If they are empty, I will appreciate you greatly, if they are full, I'll give the food to poor Dale and then count on him to give me the cans back (smile). Don't forget the OMT party and my big 6-0 Dec. 6 in Ava. I have alread...
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NEW MEMBER WANTING ON THE FORUM
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Your membership request has been submitted to the Sparklit - ActiveBoard. You will receive a confirmation email when your membership has been approved. Then click on the link and save it in your Favorites. Thank You! Webmaster
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New President
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?Well Obama won, So if you have any guns you had better buy a lot of ammo and hide your guns. Then you can kiss your ass good by.
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congrats
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Congrats to Tom Semro on his retirememnt. May you have years of enjoyment.
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A NEW DAY
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HEY, A NEW DAY IN THE OZARKS. GOOD MORNIN & YA'LL HAVE A GREAT DAY. BE SURE & NOT POST ANYTHING TODAY ABOUT ANYTHING THAT WE MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN. JUST KEEP US ALL IN THE DARK.
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Need Your Help - Please Save Cans
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I am in need of about 150 cans for TW. I need them to be the 15.5oz size like a can of corn or soup comes in. If you can remove the label and give them a rinse it would be very appreciated. Any help with this would really help me out. Hugs, Lady
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NEVER WAKE UP A SLEEPING HOUND
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DALE never wakeup a OLD sleeping houndog cause it is shure hard to shut them up until they go back to theirZZZZZZZZZZnap...Ps just a little info, mon.oct 27?oil down to about 63.00 per barrel an this//.> The U.S. Department of Transportation said Friday that Americans drove 5.6 percent less, or 1...
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