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Dick gave IT to Fay
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?Just like Jacky Gleason who gave to Alice, wanted to send her to the Moon, Dick gave it to Fay. Right in the Chest, smack in the nose too.????? She has Dicks COLD now. Get Feeling better, Soooon Fay. ?Have Dick put?a Mustard plaster on your chest with deep heat in it. If that don't get?her moving try C...
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THANKS GEORGE & BRENDA
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HEY, A GREAT TIME AT GEORGE & BRENDAS. GEORGE SURE KNOWS HOW TO SMOKE THEM RIBS. LOTS A GOOD FOOD. CLEON MADE THE BEST APPLE PIE, ALMOST AS GOOD AS MOMS. BIG THANKS TO GEORGE & BRENDA FOR OPENING THEIR HOME TO A BUNCH LIKE US. IT DON'T GET ANY BETTER THAN GOOD FRIENDS GETTIN TOGETHER TO SEE THE C...
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Dale's head will be Soooo Big now.
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His Team won. Bears ??????? Where were they?
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Ol Dell Sucks
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Still looking for things that i trashed when i clean formated ok dell's ?A-s I think she still hates me,I am?beginning to think she is a (BLOND)? Pa I cannot get the file upload on here; where it says attach images.?to accept any files or imaged?from the imageshack page,I keep getting e...
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COULD BE A BLOND IN THIS PICTURE
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Super Bowl Party
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?Hi, I talked to Brenda this morning, She said the roads are clear. I think you should let them know if you are coming so they will know how many country ribs to smoke,They have to be smoked before 3:00pm. I am taking potato salad, Hope to see all of you tomorrow at 3:00pm. Fay
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Get Well Tom Vantol
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Want to wish Tom Vantol a speedy get well. He has been in the hospital and needs some love sent his way. Just know there is some coming from the Hills and Back Roads of Ava.? Lady
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SMART WIFE SHURLY NO A BLOND
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??? A Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine ?restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes ?over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, ? then says she'll see him later and walks away. ?The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?...
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Selling Bibles
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While checking the church storeroom, the pastor discovered several cases of new Bibles that never had been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would be willing to sell the Bibles door-to-door for $10 each to raise money for the chu...
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HDG still bored
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Colored Panties.... Three old black ladies were preparing for their first plane flight. The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some Hot pink panties on dis flight."?? "Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked.? The first replied,...
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HEY SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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HEY, ROSIE, LISA, CHRIS, FAY, BRENDA, JUDY, LADY, & ALL YOU OTHER BLONDES,?THE FORUM IS NOT CLOSED BECAUSE OF WEATHER CONDITIONS. YA'LL CAN STILL POST DURING SNOWY, SLIPPERY CONDITIONS. JUST THOUGHT MAYBE SOMEONE NEEDED TO LET YA'LL KNOW THAT YA'LL CAN POST ON, EVEN IN THE SNOW &a...
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YEP you guessed it STILL BORED More FOOTBALL games
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touc...
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Any of you guys know this gal or her sister
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While I was watching some College Football, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills. During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle. She got up,...
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Get Better Lady
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I don't know what RSD is but it could be: Real Sick Ding-a-ling and?that could also be our?Lady. Sorry to hear your still hurting and if it keeps up Jim can take you to the mental Hospital because it will drive you as crazy as I am. I sure hope your Shots get you back to full speed!! I would tell Jim to rub y...
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February 17, 2007 Election
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Nominations on the floor are as follows: Director --? Dale Carey /Rd Capt (Wrong Way) Secretary -- Ron Raymond Treasurer -- Barb Carey (bubbles) News Letter Editor --?? Patty Raymond Historian -- Judy Teuerle (giggles) We need more nominations for all of these officers. Please either email to apt9...
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Get well Director Dick
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Bungee is Bored and Sick, Bad Chest Cold and he has a bad head too. Ya know it is easy to replace a bad head on a VW but we will have a hard time replacing a Bungee head or head Bungee. If you call him he has a worse cough than my Old? 40 hp engine. So Fay, rub his chest and pat his back and Dale will tell ya bop him with...
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HOUNDDOG
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DON'T LISTEN TO DALE - HE JUST WANTS YOU TO BE IN TROUBLE ALL THE TIME LIKE HE IS - HE'S A BAD ONE.? I KNOW THAT YOU AND JIM REALLY AREN'T ALL THAT BAD, BUT BEING AROUND DALE GETS YOU GUYS IN TROUBLE.? JUST REMEMBER THAT DALE LIKES TO SET YOU GUYS UP FOR THE FALL - THAT WAY HE CAN STAND BACK AND LAUGH A...
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CAMPAIGN MANAGER
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I'VE DECIDED DALE NEEDS A CAMPAIGN MANAGER - WHO COULD FILL THE JOB BETTER THAN ME?? ??? D --- DEDICATED TO THE PROMOTION OF BTW/OMT ????A --- ALIVE ??? L --- LUCKY TO HAVE ME AS HIS CAMPAIGN MANAGER ??? E --- ENERGETIC AFTER HIS DAILY NAP VOTE DALE AS DIRECTOR!? YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!
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HEY CHRIS
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HEY CHRIS - I THINK DALE NEEDS A NAP - HE'S A LITTLE GROUCHY TODAY.? I THINK HE'S GOT A PRETTY BIG DEBT TO PAY TO YOU AND I.? HE'S CUT US BOTH TO THE BONE TODAY.? I WAS ONLY TRYING TO PAY HIM A COMPLIMENT - HE'S GOT A GREAT WIFE.? I THINK THAT'S NICE, WASN'T IT?? BOY, SOME GUYS SURE DON&...
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Dale Dale Dale
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?Dale Dale Dale, Now you are trying to cause hate and discontent. Dick is still stepping down and the only way for you to get out of being Director is if George Clooney came and put his name in for Director, Then all the blonds, red heads, greys, browns and black heads would vote for him. So your stuck and th...
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The Same
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Nothing has changed I see. The guys are all still a bunch of NEANDERTHALS, thinking that they rule the roost. I think that way down deep they know. It's an instinct to them. We Girls are in control, Always have been and always will be.? Take for instance, Adam and Eve. He didn't even have the brai...
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FEBRUARY LUNCHEON
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THE NEXT LUNCHEON WILL BE IN FORSYTH - PROBABLY THE LAST WEEKEND IN FEBRUARY.? ALLEN AND SUE ARE CHECKING OUT A COUPLE OF NEW RESTARAUNTS FOR US - AS SOON AS I KNOW WHEN AND WHERE I'LL POST IT! THANKS PATTY FOR A GREAT FEED YESTERDAY - WE'LL REMEMBER THAT LITTLE SPOT WHEN WE'RE OUT ON THE TRIKE...
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HDG REALLY BORED
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OL HDG REALLY BORED HERE  dON'T ANYBODY CARE ABOUT THE LIL HOUNDS OF THE WORLDgUESS HE WILL JUST GO CHASE A VERRY OLD RABBIT:
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SUPERBOWL PARTY
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HOW ABOUT A SUPERBOWL PARTY AT OUR HOUSE? LETS GET ALL OUR OMT MEMBERS TOGETHER FOR A SUPER GETTOGETHER, ROUTING FOR THEIR FAVORITE TEAM, YELLING, CLAPPING WHEN YOUR TEAM GETS A TOUCHDOWN OR FIELD GOAL, WE CAN PUT TOGETHER A FEW GAME POOLS IF WANTED & JUST HAVE A HECK OF A GOOD TIME. WE CAN ALL BRING MU...
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OMT LUNCHEON
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DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE OMT LUNCHEON TOMORROW, SUNDAY, AT 1:00 PM AT THE CEDAR CAFE.?? HOPE TO SEE ALL THERE!
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What OMT Triker Flyer to go in The Triker
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Check your E-mail and let all know what you think.
Crittor, what a kidder! Them meals sound sooo , well maybe good.??
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SUPERBOWL ODDS
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COLTS BY 21 POINTS!!!!!!!
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HEY GIRLS
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HEY, WHERE ARE ALL THE BLONDES. ROSIE, CHRIS, LISA, FAY, BRENDA, JUDY, LINDA, LADY & ALL THE OTHER WANTA BE TRIKER BLONDES. STOP CHEWIN YOUR GUM LONG ENOUGH TO GIVE A POST ON HERE.
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FOOTBALL
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WHAT'S THIS FOOTBALL STUFF?? IS THAT WHERE A BUNCH OF GUYS GO OUT ON THAT BIG GREEN FIELD WITH THE WHITE LINES AND THROW AND KICK THAT FUNNY OBLONG BALL AROUND?? I THINK THEY KNOCK EACH OTHER AROUND, TOO.? THAT DON'T SOUND LIKE MUCH FUN.? GO .................................................
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LOOKING GOOD!
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It really is a triking world......more and more people are?becoming trikers than ever before. If there is global warming, it"s a good thing. It means warmer weather for all us three wheeler denizens. I've always wanted to use that word in a sentence. As my old grand pappy said "count y...
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