Rosie - If you can get Tom in a dress, you should be awarded a Super Bowl Ring. That would not be a pretty sight. Probably about as pretty as my hairy, toothpick, legs sticking out from under a skirt. Do we get to wear our boots with our skirt??? I'll be danged if I am going to try to squeeze my feet into a pair of steletto high heels. Guys in skirts should be a real hit with the neighbors across the road. Of course, I don't think they are into clothes at all, and I mean that literally.
"INFRACTION'S" NOW THAT'S WHAT I'AM TALKING ABOUT. "THE BEARS" are going to break up those little colts into little fractions on Super Bowl Sunday. And they are not going to stop at patting there butt's but they will be kicking them back to the sweet smelling locker room to wash there blonde hair, and put on there ladies dresses, and maybe not in that order.
The thing to remember is it takes a REALLY BIG man to tell some 250 lb linebacker that he can't pat anyone's butt he wants to. Also, in the Male Etiquette Magazine, it says that it is alright to pat another man's butt as long as you punch him in the shoulder at the same time. That is why football players get the big bucks. They have to commit all these rules to memory so they don't get called for an infraction. That is really rough because they have a hard time with simple fractions and don't know anything about infractions. I think they might all be reincarnated blondes.
OH NOW I SEE - IT'S NOT ABOUT THE FOOTBALL ITSELF - IT'S ABOUT PATTING OTHER MEN ON THE BUTT - HMMMMM. SURE GLAD MY HUSBAND IS NOT INTO THAT - PATTING OTHER GUYS BUTTS! NO, I DON'T THINK I'LL BE SETTING UP A FOOTBALL FIELD - BUT YOU GUYS MAY BE PUTTING ON LADIES CLOTHING.
Dale - You forget, Rosie is a blonde. There ain't no way she is going to be able to figure out how to lay out a football field without help. After all there are 100 yards in a football field and she has only got 10 fingers. Of course that is better than the Colts. They have only got 4 hooves and they always kick backwards.
JIM, WHY DID YA GIVE HER SO MUCH INFO. NOW SHE'LL WANTA DO FOOTBALL FOR AN ACTIVITY AT OUR TRIKE IN. OF COURSE WE COULD PLAY THE GUYS AGAINST THE BLONDES. JUST THINK, IT WOULD BE LIKE THE COLTS AGAINST THE BEARS, THE BEARS BEING THE BLONDES OF COURSE. GO COLTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosie - What you are not taking into consideration is where else but on a football field can a grown man dress up in tight pants, run around all afternoon patting other guys on the butt, and get paid 10 million dollars a year to do it. That is American ingenuity at its finest.
WHAT'S THIS FOOTBALL STUFF? IS THAT WHERE A BUNCH OF GUYS GO OUT ON THAT BIG GREEN FIELD WITH THE WHITE LINES AND THROW AND KICK THAT FUNNY OBLONG BALL AROUND? I THINK THEY KNOCK EACH OTHER AROUND, TOO. THAT DON'T SOUND LIKE MUCH FUN.
GO .....................................................................REDSKINS!
