Hey Dale if you could Hum a few bars of that maybe we all could all join in. It does have a catchy name "I am coming over to bop you over the head with a chicken" cha cha cha. Wow that's good. Sorry Dale that will be the last time for that line.
HEY ROSIE, WHAT DO YA MEAN YA GOT THE DAY OFF. I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE A LITTLE OFF EVERY DAY. KEEP IT UP, I'M THINKIN YA NEVER BEEN BOPPED OVER THE HEAD WITH A CHICKEN.
DALE - DON'T YOU BE WORRYING ABOUT OUR CHICKENS - WHICH WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN YET. THAT'S REALLY COUNTING YOUR CHICKS BEFORE THEY'RE HATCHED! WHO'S THE REAL BLONDE HERE? I THINK WHEN WE ELECT THE NEW DIRECTOR WE SHOULD START OUT BY SAYING "WILL THE REAL BLONDE STAND UP" AND WHEN YOU DO WE'LL VOTE YOU IN AS DIRECTOR. SOUNDS PRETTY SIMPLE - DOESN'T IT? I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE IN FOR SIMPLE THESE DAYS. WE HAVE SIMPLE DALE, SIMPLE JIM AND SIMPLE HOUNDDOG. I'VE GOT THE DAY OFF TODAY - SO LOOK OUT - I'M WATCHING THIS WEBSITE HOURLY AND YOU GUYS CAN'T GET AWAY WITH KNOCKING US GIRLS DOWN. SO BEHAVE. AND WE'LL TOSS YOU A BONE!
Now guys, I think that Rosie was just be honest and you all have ganged up on her. Us gals will just have to find our own room and not let you boys in. Us gals will have to just stick together and you boys had better watch out. There is nothing meaner than a group of mean orney women you have to put up with men like you all. So watch out. Lisa
Hounddog - You are right. Us guys stick together through thick and thin and don't be lettin' no sweet talking blonde fanaggle her way into our doghouse. The first thing you know, she would be demanding that we take our paws off at the door and that we tune in the soap operas on the big screen TV instead of watching the Playboy channel. From there it would be downhill all the way. Dale - Since you live closer to Rosie than Don and I, I think you should go over and bop her on the head for trying to split up our litter. I will watch from here. Rosie tries to come across as being so nice and sweet and look what she had done to poor ol' Cleon. To look at him you would never guess that he just had his 28th birthday. Then we have the wannabe blonde, almost "X", Newsletter Editor. Now that she doesn't have to devote so much time to making us look good for the newlsetter, I am sure she is going to find a way to make poor Larry miserable. She will have more time to devote to the "Honey Do List" and you know what that can do to a guy. He hardly has time to scratch his fleas. Larry, any time you need some peace and quiet, come on up to Don's Doghouse. It is sacred ground and there ain't no dang honey dos there.
Now ain't that just like a BLOND Trying to get us guys to stab each outher in the back::Rosie you know that Dale Jim an I don't sneak around behind each outhers back an try to cause TROUBLE/confusionJust cause you RED an BLOND headed gals Do It everyday to each outher just for fun. don't mean us GOOD ol boys will follow.There Is such a thing as honor an respect in the MALE world But GALS never did learn what the big words meant, anything much past 3 cylible words like gum/fun/sun/chw/fun/fun/fun/ gum/yum/yum/NO0/got/a???/ an a few more pet words fill up their vocabulary:I know that you gals would like to come down to the ol doghouse where we have Our big screen tv/sanuas/easy chairs/MAIDS/beer/pop/snacks/no phones to bother us/great food an a fantastic sheff on call 24/7/SAT hookup on the pc"s/more junk food/pop an beer/great heat an aircon when needed/playboy channels/an several pb bunnies to chase just for a lil change of pace.That is just a few of the perks of being allowed in the doghouse,But I guess that you gals never watched charlie brownHDG
ROSIE, ROSIE, ROSIE, YOU ARE TROUBLE, TROUBLE, TROUBLE. THAT WAS A REAL BLONDE POST. US GUYS STICK TOGETHER. I THINK I MIGHT GET OUT OF THE DIRECTOR JOB. I HEARD DICK ISN'T GOIN TO STEP DOWN AFTER ALL. SOUNDS GREAT TO ME. IF YOU KEEP CAUSIN TROUBLE, YOU MAY BE STEPPIN FAST, LIKE RUNNIN FOR THE HILLS.
DON'T LISTEN TO DALE - HE JUST WANTS YOU TO BE IN TROUBLE ALL THE TIME LIKE HE IS - HE'S A BAD ONE. I KNOW THAT YOU AND JIM REALLY AREN'T ALL THAT BAD, BUT BEING AROUND DALE GETS YOU GUYS IN TROUBLE. JUST REMEMBER THAT DALE LIKES TO SET YOU GUYS UP FOR THE FALL - THAT WAY HE CAN STAND BACK AND LAUGH AT YOU. SEE I GOT HIM ALL FIGURED OUT - WATCH HIS EYES..... I KNOW THAT YOU AND JIM REALLY DON'T BELIEVE ALL THOSE BLONDE THINGS DALE MAKES YOU WRITE. DON'T FOLLOW HIM - STAY WITH US GIRLS - WE'RE ALOT MORE INTERESTING ANYWAY.
BOY - I GUESS I GOTTA START PRACTISING MY ""YES, SIR"" - IF DALE GETS ELECTED DIRECTOR. MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME ROOM FOR ME IN YOUR DOGHOUSE?
Rosie you know that Dale Jim an I don't sneak around behind each outhers back an try to cause TROUBLE/confusion
I know that you gals would like to come down to the ol doghouse where we have Our big screen tv/sanuas/easy chairs/MAIDS/beer/pop/snacks/no phones to bother us/great food an a fantastic sheff on call 24/7/SAT hookup on the pc"s/more junk food/pop an beer/great heat an aircon when needed/playboy channels/an several pb bunnies to chase just for a lil change of pace.That is just a few of the perks of being allowed in the doghouse,But I guess that you gals never watched charlie brown
