Rosie raising chickens??? Talk about the blind leading the mentally handicapped. Ain't no way a blonde is ever going to be able to raise chickens. All you have to do is ask them if they have to get the eggs before they can have chickens on if they have to get the chickens before they can get eggs, give them a stick of gum and watch the fun. Have you guys ever seen a chicken try to chew gum. They got no teeth, you know. Kind of like a blonde trying to think. If you don't have the equipment for the job, you're never gonna get it done. If it takes a chicken and a half, a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long does it take a rooster to lay a brass door knob? That's it, Rosie can raise roosters and corner the market on door knobs.
Whooa back there BLONDIE an quit picking on by buddy Dale after all the good things he has said about you blonds an then youall go an pick on him Shure hope he don't take it seriously an have something negetive to say about you all??? PS you Leave the CRITTOR alone an not get her involved, she is trying to be a good girlHDG will bein the doghouse chasing bunnies
HEY CHRIS - I THINK DALE NEEDS A NAP - HE'S A LITTLE GROUCHY TODAY. I THINK HE'S GOT A PRETTY BIG DEBT TO PAY TO YOU AND I. HE'S CUT US BOTH TO THE BONE TODAY. I WAS ONLY TRYING TO PAY HIM A COMPLIMENT - HE'S GOT A GREAT WIFE. I THINK THAT'S NICE, WASN'T IT? BOY, SOME GUYS SURE DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE A COMPLIMENT. THERE'S A RIVER OF TEARS RUNNING FROM WEST PLAINS TO GAINESVILLE NOW - PROBABLY THE GUYS WOULD WANT TO TAKE A FLOAT TRIP ON THAT RIVER. THEY GOT NO SENSE! FROM ME - CRYING, BRUISED AND BLEEDING! I DONE BEEN BOPPED OVER THE HEAD BY A CHICKEN - A CHICKEN THAT'S STILL BEING HATCHED SOMEWHERE IN THE GREAT US OF A!