Hey larry the ol hdg ain't afraid of any BLOND he was married to two like in (2 )for the blonds to understand for approxmately 30 years between them And raised by a lil mother that had long beautiful RED hair, so Ive got nothing to worry about on here with these good girls, PS Thanks Lisa for the kind words HDG knowes that you gals like a good clean joke as well as us Boys doHDG
OH Dog, Poor Little Hounddog!!! Ya gone and done it now, now ya knows your gona it for that one!!!!! If-ins I was you I'd looks for a deeep hole ta crawls into until this one blows over.
Colored Panties.... Three old black ladies were preparing for their first plane flight.
The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some Hot pink panties on dis flight." "Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked. The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey gonna find me first."
The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange panties." "Why you gonna wear dat?" the others asked. The second lady answered: "Cause if dat plane goes down, and I'm floating butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first."
The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties." "What? No panties?!" the others said in disbelief. "Dat's right," says the third lady. "I'm not wearing any panties, if dat plane goes down, the first thing they always look for is "Da black box."
And raised by a lil mother that had long beautiful 
HDG
