HEY HDG, BE AWARE OF WHAT THE ROSIE TELLS YA. SHE'LL SEND AN APPLE PIE HOME WITH YA ALRIGHT,BUT YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO, YA COULD BE A WEARIN IT. KEEP AFTER THOSE GIRLS. DON'T LET UP FOR A MINUTE.
Oh what a Temptress, HDG she is good at this isn't she. Now we find out, Blue Tick, Beagal or Rat terrier Hound mix. I'm glad I don't have to figure this out. The Shame and the remarks that will come from the Hills and Hollers of the Ozarks. How Tuff is the Hounddog?????????????????
Hound-dog - I'll plan on making one of my "famous" apple pies for our next event - but that means you have to come to the event. If you're a good boy and don't make anymore blonde jokes, maybe you'll get your very own apple pie to take home to the dog house. The deal is that not only do you not make the joke, but you won't answer it either. It's pretty simple --- "apple pie" or blonde joke. Think about it!
WUFF Thanks Larry for shocking the Ol HDG back to reality, he just had a weak moment late at night thinking about how GOOD lil Mommas apple pies were, He should of knowen that A BLOND could not make a apple pie like that, Boy It feels GOOD to be back on the right trail again HDG
Hdg thought he heard something about APPLE pies or maby just got a whiff of them in the breeze.It has been said in the past that HDG'S could/maby/probally be Blackmailed or maby bribed with Apple piesespecially if they have just a splash of cinnamon mixed in them, with real flaky an golden brown crust.JUST something for all the BLONDS to think aboutPS remember this is just hearsay???????????hint hint, it might evem make the ol HDG forget how to type