Don - If Crittor is plannning on thinking, that must mean that Gainesville is out of Juicy Fruit. Maybe we should get them declared a disaster area, so we can get FEMA involved. They will be down there building houses out of Juicy Fruit sticks for everyone. Of course they will be paying a fortune for "Government Approved" Juicy Fruit and at 5 million dollars a pack, maybe we ought to be guying stock in Juicy Fruit. I don't know if it is true or not, but I heard that Juicy Fruit was invented by Sigmund Flloyd to entertain his blonde wife.
THINK!!?? Hurry Larry an get the Crittor down to gainsville to the doghouse PHYSCO clinic before it is too LATE did everyone hear what the crittor said she ws going to do (THINK) man that is SCARRY for a blond to get that BOLD. Rain or shine larry for the sake of the neanderthals get lil Red?/BLONDY some help QUICKHDG Really WORRIED about the lil red/blond Hope he can sleep ok tnight.
Boy!! If I had only known that one word was going to confuse the neanderthals so much and keep them busy for a whole day, I'd have done it sooner. I'll have to think about it and see if I can come up with a word that will keep them busy for a week!!!
Larry you think you could take the CRITTOR for a ride on the new trike down to Gainsville an Look around for some of the bigger (dog houses) there? Most of them have sighns out advertising PHISCO help for the needy BLONDS free of charge, they know it is best to help the poor things to get their chewing/stepping/thinking right for the safety of all the neanderthals in the community,Most any of the HDG's PHYSICO qualified clinics there can help get them BLONDS back to a healthy/safe frame of mind ,in just a couple of sessions, Shure hope we don't have to resort to the st-a-g-t jacket just to keep her an the neanderthals safe???????HDG
I had her out on the Dino Chicken Trike, so she is in a good mood, but she said don't think to much, get your --- back to work. Oh that 4 letter word again (w0Rk), that will hurt HDG for days.
HEY JIM, MAYBE YA SHOULD SPEND SOME TIME ON THE COUCH TODAY & TRY TO FIGURE THIS CRITTOR DEAL OUT. HDG, YA MIGHT WANTA JUST LAY IN THE NICE WARM SUN TODAY & DREAM WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE IF THIS IS THE REAL CRITTOR. YA'LL TRY AN HAVE A GOOD DAY.
HEY GUYS, I WANTA BELIEVE THIS IS TRUE, BUT I'M WONDERIN IF THIS IS MAYBE SOME KIND OF COMPUTOR VIRUS. HEY PAW, COULD YA CHECK THIS OUT IF THIS IS THE REAL CRITTOR OR SOME IMPOSTOR. LARRY, MAYBE YOU COULD CHECK CRITTORS TEMPERATURE. SHE COULD BE TALKIN OUT OF HER HEAD. OOPS, SHE NORMALLY TALKS OUT OF HER HEAD. COULD SHE BE TALKIN IN HER HEAD. OH MAN, NOW I'M TALKIN BLONDE. IF THIS IS REALLY YOU CRITTOR, YOU DID IT, GOT US ALL CONFUSED. WON'T GET NOTHIN DONE TODAY THINKIN ABOUT THIS ONE.
Don - You are right. I think we have an imposter on the Forum. Someone is trying to ruin Crittor's image. Maybe we can get Paw to check and see who actually made that post. Crittor thanking one of us guys is kind of like a blonde with an IQ. It just ain't gonna happen.
Glory Bee The lil RED headed wanna be BLOND has done an gone an LOST it.Larry what kind of watermellon wine is she on? Is she outta GUM? the original (crittor) actually saying (THANKS) to one of the ol original (neanderthals,) The Ol HDG has heard it all now!! Dale You might want to check this out on snoopes.com an see if it is true or notThere is a lot of FALSE things going on now days,Best be looking in the bushes an behind the trees for flashes of RED an BLOND hair.Any body know where we might be able to find a straight jacket??This could get SCARRY:HDG on the alert!!!!!!!!!!!
HDG Really WORRIED about the lil red/blond
Hope he can sleep ok tnight.
