I AGREE WITH THE ALZHEIMERS - ALTHOUGH - SHE'S GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT. WHY SHOULD SHE HAVE THESE KIDS WHEN SHE'S GETTING ALL THE HAY SHE WANTS, GRAIN TWICE A DAY, A NICE SOFT STRAW BED, A LIGHT ON ALL NIGHT, AND ALL THIS ATTENTION. I SWEAR SHE KNOWS WHEN I'VE GOT THE BINOCULARS ON HER - SHE LOOKS AT ME AND GRINS. I PULL INTO THE DRIVE AND SHE CALLS TO ME - I KNOW WHAT SHE'S SAYING, REALLY I DO AND IT AIN'T NICE! I THINK IT'S SOMETHING LIKE "KISS MY --- YOU DUMB BLONDE" AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE IN GOAT LINGO! OH WELL - I'M STILL WAITING TO SEE MY GRAND"KIDS" - CAN'T HOLD IT AGAINST THEM FOR THE WAY THEIR MOTHER ACTS! SO CHRIS, LARRY, BARB, AND EVERYONE ELSE - GET YOUR GUESSES IN! AND DON'T FORGET THE FULL MOON IS THE NIGHT OF NOVEMBER 24TH ALL NIGHT LONG! GOOD LUCK AND LETS PRAY THIS MISSION GETS ACCOMPLISHED SOON!
Rosie, Are you sure this goat is really pregnant? Maybe she has a tumor. Maybe she has alzheimers and forgot she is suppose to give birth now. Just a thought.
