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Don Hodges · Senior Member

RE: Who is your best friend

Paw · Senior Member

What the old hound dog don't know is there is a WANTED POSTER out on him right now. (NO REWARD) You see I have people....on the out side that will take care of it for me. I'll read that there is a old dog missing? Hate that!!!! But on the other hand that was a long sad story about how old?�Now don't forget that I could walk right out of here when there not looking. Just something to think about when you want to play games. Paw's done Jawin'

Don Hodges · Senior Member

well let the ol dog do a little figuting here if paw got 199 days to life I figure with his (good behavior discount) that figures out to about 117 �3/4 years so iffin if the ol hdg is now just 67 +the 117 3 /4 yrs�=184 3/4 years old plus doggy years 164 3/4 yrs�x7=1,288 3/4 years old when paw gets out hmm

so I guess the ol hdg ain't worried about being a throw rug biggrin

�probally wouldent have to worry even iffin paw gets pardoned early which ain;t likely I aint much afraid of an OLD oneyed

codger thats thinkes hee" yawn

s (John Wayne) with the patch over one eye an a bottle in his back pocket, you all remember that movie. weirdface

�So the olhdg is just going merrily on his happy way yawn

�so

�to you paw... aka the HDG

Paw · Senior Member

Hey Dale,

He don't have to live with our old ladys, and some maybe still in a trunk somewhere. When and if they ever get out they may buy that shotgun for me? He ain't getting off that easy I can see that old hound dogs hide now on the floor in front of my fireplace. Nice! What a dog.... Paw's always Jawin'

DALE · Senior Member

HEY GUYS, GIVE THE OLE HDG A BRAKE. HE DID THINK IT WAS APRIL FOOLS DAY & PAW 99 YEARS AIN'T SO LONG. YA GOT THE LAPTOP TO KEEP YA BUSY. AFTER SERVIN 99 YEARS, YA WON'T BE IN NO SHAPE TO CATCH THE OLE HDG ANYWAY. HEY HDG, WHO WOULDA THOUGHT ROSIE HAD ALREADY BEEN IN A TRUNK IN HER YOUNGER DAYS. WHATA GIRL�

Paw · Senior Member

JIM IS NOT GOING TO HELP YOU THIS TIME....for this was your game. NOW YOUR MY GAME....I think an old hound dog hide would look real nice on the floor in front of�my fireplace. May smell a little bad until it drys out then we'll be good to go. I'll have some people over and they'll say is that the old hound dog and I'll say....YAP!!!!�They'll say dog gone and I'll say....YAP!!!!�But you all know Paw maybe just Jawin'��

Don Hodges · Senior Member

GEES It's getting harder an harder for a old hdg to have any fun anymore hmm

�what is the world coming to weirdface

�everybody seemes to be out to get the ol dogs hide biggrin

�Hees thinking a couple of gallon of proxide an a long dip in it, them everyone will think he is just a�CUTE lil BLOND poodle yawn

�an everyone will love him again evileye

�yea right Hey JIM HELP weirdface

�the gang is getting all (robed up) in them WHITE sheets Again,wander what the plot is weirdface

Rosie · Senior Member

I'VE BEEN IN THE TRUNK BEFORE - AND CLEON DIDN'T PUT ME THERE!� MY FATHER AND BROTHER-IN-LAW (PRANKSTERS) PUT ME IN THE TRUNK AND TOOK OFF DOWN THE ROAD WHEN I WAS 15 OR 16.� IT AIN'T NO FUN!� SO GIRLS STAND UP AND YELL, SCREAM, KICK, BITE, ETC!� DON'T LET THESE BOYS THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH IT!�

Paw · Senior Member

Hey Dale,

That old dog got me 199 days to life for putting Sheri, in the trunk. What kind of dog would do that....a hound dog right? The jailer was so kind he give me a laptop to use while I'm here. When I get out I'm going to buy me a shotgun and I'm going to look for that hound dog. I don't have to tell you the rest of the story YOU'LL READ ABOUT IT IN THE NEWSPAPER. Then back to jail right.... Paw Out!!!!

-- Edited by Paw at 13:31, 2008-03-19

Don Hodges · Senior Member

Hey Dale an Paw The ol dog was really supposed to wait until( APRIL 1st) to post this for you guys to try??�BUT he just coulden;t WAIT biggrin

�ol dgs gets a little antsy as they age yawn

�PS i wonder where all the (BLONDS) were hiding during the test period weirdface

�they may be getting suspicious of the ol hdg confused

DALE · Senior Member

HEY PAW, I THINK THE OLE HDG HAS GOT ALL US GUYS IN TROUBLE. I BET SOME OF THE GUYS HAVN'T LET THE GALS OUT OF THE TRUNK YET. ALL THE GALS THAT POST ARE PROBABLY STILL YELLIN, IF I EVER GET OUT OF HERE I'LL----------- ROSIE, CHRIS, JUDY, REGINA, FAY, LADY, IF YA GOT YOUR PUTER IN THE TRUNK WITH YA, GIVE US A POST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW�WHAT YOUR PLANS ARE IF YA GET OUT WE DO KNOW SHERI'S OUT & PAW'S BACK IN JAIL. I HOPE THE OLE HDG IS PROUD OF HIMSELF FOR GETTIN ALL THIS GOIN

Paw · Senior Member

Hey dog I have been doing everything you said, and then I got pulled over by the cops, and they said open that trunk and I did (I guess I looked funny) Then Sheri, told the cops that I'm so bad I should be in jail. That's where I went. Thanks dog!!!! Paw's just Jawin

Don Hodges · Senior Member

Hey Dale the (ol Dog weirdface

) is gonna (dig a lil deeper biggrin

) tell that BLOND of yours that they ain't�NO way that a (blond) can (run an kick) at the same�time yawn

�especially when chasing a (FAST) mooving hound.�the poor things(The BLONDS)�just canno;t put 2 an 2 togather long enough to do it, But we still love em just the same weirdface

�,hdg"s ears an� tail is up an on ready hmm

�just in case there is an emergency for a quick getaway� confused

DALE · Senior Member

HEY HDG, YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THE BLONDE THING. IT COULD BE, BARB FORGOT WHY SHE WAS IN THE TRUNK. YA KNOW WE ARE FORTUNATE TO HAVE SO MANY BLONDES IN OMT. IT MAKES FOR ENTERTAINMENT JUST WATCHIN SOME OF THE THINGS THEY DO. I GUESS I BETTER NOT DIG TO DEEP A HOLE HERE. MAYBE THE OLE HDG COULD DIG A LITTLE MORE. HEY, I SURE WON'T TELL BARB WHAT YA SAID ABOUT HER

Don Hodges · Senior Member

Hey Dale that good girl of yours (Barb) is a (BLOND) right weirdface

�like the Crittor an Rosie biggrin

�So the ol HDG ain;t got nothing to worry about,them (BLONDS) forget things real quick, By the time Barb finde me she will have completly forgott what she was looking for me for, weirdface

�Aint it nice that the world has got a lot of them (BLONDS) in it,life is GOOD hdg, not hiding anymore yawn

DALE · Senior Member

HEY HDG, EVERYTHINGS UNDER CONTROL. BARBS OUT OF THE TRUNK & SHE EVEN FEELS SORRY FOR ME AFTER I TOLD HER THE HDG CAME UP WITH THIS TEST & INSISTED THAT I DO IT.I THINK THAT I MIGHT OF GOT THE HDG IN TROUBLE, BUT BETTER YOU THAN ME. I HEARD HER MUMBLIN SOMETHIN ABOUT KICKIN SOME�OLE DOG WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE. COULDN'T QUITE MAKE IT ALL OUT. IT WAS KIND OF A�CUTE TEST THOUGH. DON'T TELL BARB I SAID THAT.��

Don Hodges · Senior Member

Damm

Dale you didn't get it all just right I would suggest for you an Bud to make a RUNN for the border An no stopping on the way,Maby call the neighbors an tell them where the trunk key confused

is just after you an Bud have SAFELY crossed over in to Mexico, Then wait a few days an sneak back across��as an illegal an get all the free goodies they are getting, you will never have to�WORK again,you an ol Bud can just RIDE FREE.yep sounds good to hdg.

DALE · Senior Member

HEY HDG, I TRIED TO DO THE TEST, BUT I COULDN'T GET BARB TO GET IN THE TRUNK WITH THE DOG IN THERE. I TOOK BUD MY DOG OUT AND BARB AGREED TO GET IN. BUD AND I BEEN RIDIN AROUND WITH HIM IN THE FRONT SEAT & BARBS STILL IN THE TRUNK. WHAT DO I DO NOW. FROM THE SOUNDS COMMIN OUTA THAT TRUNK, I'M NOT SURE IF I'M SUPPOSE TO LET HER OUT YET. PLEASE POST MORE�INSTRUCTIONS. HOPE I DIDN'T FAIL THE TEST

Don Hodges · Senior Member

Hey guys yall wanna run a little test an see if your wife yawn

or your dog smile

is your best friend confused

A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment:

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for
an hour.

When you open the trunk,�which one�is really happy to see you weirdface

�any more QUESTIONS confused

�HDG is always willing to help biggrin

�PS might wanna tale your piller an blanket to the doghouse first before running�the expermint yawn