Well, I guess I just can't get through. I'm learnning that you just cannot reason with a blonde neanderthal. They just don't have enough brain in there to comprehend what your saying. So Dale, believe what you will, everyone else on here knows what the truth is and knows that your a blonde neanderthal with very little upstairs.
You see that hound dog has stayed out of it because he too knows that your a blond neanderthal.
CHRISY, CHRISY, CHRISY, YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO MY FINGER ISN'T LOADED. I'M LIKE BARNY FIFE, I CARRY THE BULLET FOR MY FINGER IN MY POCKET. SO GO AHEAD & SHOOT, YOU DON'T SCARE ME
I think the blonde is the one who's asking the question. I think he was there and imagined seeing me there. Put your finger to your ear and I'll shoot.
THERE'S NO MISTAKE HERE, THE BLONDE ROOTS TELL THE STORY OR AS HDG WOULD SAY, YOU ARE A WANNA BE BLONDE. WERE YOU OR WERE YOU NOT THE GAL IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM STORY
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to see if I could take my own life," the blonde replied.
"I don't understand!" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun under my chin, and I thought: I just paid $8,000.00 for my face and neck lift, I'm not shooting myself under my chin."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $4000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put myOTHERfinger in myOTHERear before I pulled the trigger.HDG PS was there anything between her ears besides hot air you just gotta lovem though
YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO MY FINGER ISN'T LOADED
. I'M LIKE BARNY FIFE, I CARRY THE BULLET FOR MY FINGER IN MY POCKET
. SO GO AHEAD & SHOOT
, YOU DON'T SCARE ME
