Dale, I forgive you. I want you to stop digging your way to china. We have enough stuff from china here already. If you were to succeed in digging all the way to china, we'd probably end up with millions more illegal aliens. So please stop!!!
However I'm looking for a good one for the news letter for you. I am not beyond getting even!!!!
HEY, I KNOW I'M ON THE SLIP LIST. THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YA'LL, I SLIPPED WHEN I CALLED CHRIS, CHRISY.I DON'T THINK I SHOULD COMMENT ON THIS SUBJECT ANYMORE
HEY GUYS, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I DID WRONG. I'VE APOLOGIZED IN GREAT LENGTH FOR CALLING CHRIS, CHRISY & WHAT WOULD I WANT TO GO TO CHINA FOR. CHRIS, PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF MY APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED OR NOT FOR CALLING YOU CHRISY. I'M JUST A VERY CONFUSED INNOCENT PERSON SEEKING CHRIS'S, [NOT CHRISY'S] FORGIVENESS
Hey dale ol buddy the ol hdg has got some pretty strong claws for DIGGING ifin you need help on the way to CHINA just holler (HELP HELP HELP )an the ol hdg will be glad to help DIG on the china projectPS (CHRISTY) that is kinda a cute name who does it belong to hdg sharping on the toolesnails now
OH DALE - YOU NEED MORE THAN A SHOVEL - BETTER RENT A BIG BACKHOE! I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH YOU DIG OUT OF THIS ONE!
CHRIS - I WARNED HIM - BUT BEING THE DUMB BLONDE THAT HE IS, HE WON'T LISTEN. I'LL BET HE JUST KEEPS ON DIGGING HIMSELF IN DEEPER - CHINA WILL BE MEETING MR. DALE CAREY REAL SOON!
I'M PUBLICLY APOLOGIZING TO CRITTOR, CHRIS, CHRISTALEANA FOR CALLING HER CHRISY. IT JUST POPPED OUT OF MY FINGERS. IT WAS JUST A SLIP OF THE FINGERS. IT WASN'T MY INTENTION TO CALL HER CHRISY. IF BEING CALLED CHRISY UPSETS HER, I OF ALL PEOPLE CERTAINALLY WOULD NOT HAVE CALLED HER CHRISY, ALTHOUGH CHRISY IS A CUTE LITTLE NAME. SO CHRISTALEANA, I'LL NOT INTENTIONALLY CALL YOU CHRISY EVER AGAIN, BUT SOMETIMES WITH A SLIP OF THE FINGERS, CHRISY MAY POP OUT. IF THIS SHOULD HAPPEN, I'LL AGAIN APOLOGIZE FOR CALLING YOU CHRISY. I HOPE YOU ARE NOT UPSET ANYMORE THAT I SLIPPED & CALLED YOU CHRISY AS NOW I KNOW HOW YOU HATE THE NAME CHRISY. WILL YOU PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY FOR CALLING YOU CHRISY
hdg sharping on the toolesnails now
