Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by.
One of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.' The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.' One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.' Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers. The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, 'You're 87 years old!' Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, 'How in the world did you guess?' Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison - - 'We were at your birthday party yesterday! HDW was just checking this place out before the 3 ol gals caught up with him,HDG decided it wasent the place for him YET
[spoiler] Excuses Excuses! Are you ditchin work again today? It's a little cloudy but it ain't rainin. So get back to work and get caught up so you can come out and play once in a while.
THE OLE HDGS PUTOR MUST BE DOWN OR HE JUST MAYBE OUT CHASIN THOSE PESKY WABBITS. NEVER KNOW ABOUT THAT GUY. COULD BE EVEN FIGHTIN THE BUZZARDS OFF HIS BREAKFAST. HDG, WHERE ARE YA, HERE BOY, WHISTLE, WHISTLE, COME BOY, FETCH A POST ON HERE. THAT DOES IT, I'M COMMITTIN MYSELF. WELL, HERE COMES THE MEN IN WHITE NOW. THEY'RE TELLIN ME I GOTTA GO NOW, SEE YA
