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Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum 

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
 
A: 
Try a bookstore-------under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? 
A: 
Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live. 

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found? 
A: 
Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt .' 

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband? 
A: 
Tell him you're pregnant. 

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----wrinkles? 
A: 
Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? 
A: 
Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking? 
A: 
Valets don't forget where they park your car. 

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short-term memory storage? 
A: 
Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? 
A: 
Yes, but usually in the afternoon. 

Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses? 
A: 
On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores? 
A: 
'Gosh, I remember these   biggrin OL HDG remembers way too far backweirdface

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