Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A:Try a bookstore-------under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A:Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found? A:Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt .'
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband? A:Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----wrinkles? A:Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A:Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking? A:Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short-term memory storage? A:Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses? A:On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores? A:'Gosh, I remember these OL HDG remembers way too far back