HEY, SURE WISH WE COULD HAVE BEEN THERE WITH YA'LL LAST NIGHT & IF YA'LL BELIEVE THAT, I GOT SOME OCEAN FRONT PROPERTY, I'LL SELL YA OUT BEHIND MY SHOP.
Twin girls last night at 11:45 in the cold, wind, and snow! We're pooped out! Only 4 more OVER DUE girls to go. Think they'll do it before tomorrow? My plan of being here for the first bunch to kid out is not working! We've got 5 girls to 1 boy so far and 4 of them with color - we're VERY happy!
I'D SAY LITTLE JOHNNY'S A PRETTY SMART LITTLE KID, BUT REALLY, WHO WOULD WANT A LIVE GOAT."KIDDING" HEY ROSIE, I HOPE YOU DON'T EXPECT US TAX PAYERS TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS LIKE THE GAL ALL OVER THE NEWS."KIDDING" YOU & CLEON JUST GOAT AHEAD & HAVE ALL THE KIDS YA'LL CAN HAVE
Little Johnny's goat was hit by a car, and unfortunately, died. Mom and dad tried their best to console their young son.
"You know, Johnny, it's not your fault the goat died, it was just fate."
But Little Johnny would have none of it.
So, in a last gasp attempt, Little Johnny's dad said, "He's probably up in Heaven right now with God. He'll be happy there, so you don't have to feel bad anymore."
Little Johnny asked, "What would God want with a dead goat?
For those interested -- we have kids! Triplet doelings born this morning. Planning for 3 more to deliver tomorrow and 3 more on Friday. Sure glad I took these 3 days off work! Had to work for a while on the first one born, but she's up now. I swore I wouldn't invest any time in a sickly one AGAIN - but I'm a sucker for a cute face. Hopefully this time it will pay off and she'll make it. I named her Miracle - I hope it's a good name! Well - I gotta go sit in front of the TV!
& IF YA'LL BELIEVE THAT, I GOT SOME OCEAN FRONT PROPERTY, I'LL SELL YA OUT BEHIND MY SHOP.
PLEASE FEED US
WE'LL STOP KIDDING AROUND NOW
"KIDDING"