>When me prayers were poorly said > Who tucked me in me widdle bed > >And spanked me till me ass was red, > > > >[] > >Me Mudder! >[] > > > >Who took me from me cozy cot >And put me on the ice cold pot >And made me pee when I could not, > >[] > >Me Mudder! > >[] > > > >And when the morning light would come >And in me crib me dribbled some >Who wiped me tiny widdle bum, >[] > >Me Mudder! > >[] > > >Who would me hair so neatly part >And hug me gently to her heart >Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart, > >[] > >Me Mudder! > >[] > > >Who looked at me with eyebrows knit >And nearly have a king size fit >When in me Sunday pants me ****, >[] > >Me Mudder! >[] > > > >When at night her bed did squeak >Me raised me head to have a peek >Who yelled at me to go to sleep, >[] > > >Me Fadder! > !!!!!!!!!
>When me prayers were poorly said