Hound dog you are probably right about a blonde or red head, cause we're on the ball, plus everybody knows that that boy is gonna grow up to be a neanderthal so he won't need much of a brain and thats what he'll get from his father.
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have?
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me. Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!Sounds like a BLOND or REDheaDhdg