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neanderthal !!! (OUCH CRITTOR) that hurtnoconfusehdg

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Hound dog you are probably right about a blonde or red head, cause we're on the ball, plus everybody knows that that boy is gonna grow up to be a neanderthal so he won't need much of a brain and thats what he'll get from his father.

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