I think you're mistaken -- I remember it being Jack and Denise -- she hadn't realized he'd already ordered Bob the enzite man stuff. It was a double dose -- Viagra and Bob. Oh boy!!!! Poor Denise!
HEY, THAT'S A TRUE STORY BARB & I WE'RE AT STARBUCKS WITH GARY & JUDY, WHEN JUDY PUT THE VIAGRA IN GARY'S COFFEE BARB & I COULD HARDLY GET OUT OF THE WAY FAST ENOUGH IT WAS A UGLY SITE JUST VISION IT IN YOUR MINDS EYE
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice >> in reviving her husband's libido. >> >> 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor. >> >> 'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.' >> >> 'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's >> when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste >> it. >> Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.' >> >> It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly >> inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, >> bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!' >> >> 'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor. >> >> 'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect >> was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye >> and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he >> sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and >> took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a >> nightmare, >> I tell you, an absolute nightmare!' >> >> 'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband >> provided wasn't good?' >> >> 'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years!
But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again hdg back