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THINK I'LL CALL JACK TODAY & MAKE SURE HE'S CHECKIN THE FORUMwink

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Oh good lord Rosie.I hope Jack don't see this one.Please don't encourage himbiggrin



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I think you're mistaken -- I remember it being Jack and Denise -- she hadn't realized he'd already ordered Bob the enzite man stuff.  It was a double dose -- Viagra and Bob.  Oh boy!!!!  Poor Denise! 

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HEY, THAT'S A TRUE STORYnod.gif BARB & I WE'RE AT STARBUCKS WITH GARY & JUDY, WHEN JUDY PUT THE VIAGRA IN GARY'S COFFEEashamed BARB & I COULD HARDLY GET OUT OF THE WAY FAST ENOUGHno IT WAS A UGLY SITEcry JUST VISION IT IN YOUR MINDS EYEhmm

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Dale, You asks for someone to talk and you got what you asked for

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An  Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his  advice
>>  in reviving her husband's libido.
>>
>>  'What about trying  Viagra?' asked the doctor.
>>
>>  'Not a chance', she said. 'He  won't even take an aspirin.'
>>
>>  'Not a problem,' replied the  doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's
>>  when you drop the Viagra  tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste
>> it.
>>  Give it a try and  call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
>>
>>  It  wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly
>>  inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith,
>>  bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible,  doctor!'
>>
>>  'Really? What happened?' asked the  doctor.
>>
>>  'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his  coffee and the effect
>>  was almost immediate. He jumped straight up,  with a twinkle in his eye
>>  and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!  With one swoop of his arm, he
>>  sent me cups and tablecloth flying,  ripped me clothes to tatters and
>>  took me then and there  passionately on the tabletop! It was a
>> nightmare,
>>  I tell you, an  absolute nightmare!'
>>
>>  'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor,  'Do you mean the sex your husband
>>  provided wasn't  good?'
>>
>>  'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25  years! disbeliefyawnashamed

But sure as  I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me  face in Starbucks  againdisbeliefbiggrin hdg back



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