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DALE · Senior Member

RE: Something to think about

Rosie · Senior Member

Glad to see you still agree with us gals!

Don Hodges · Senior Member

Mike was going to be married to Karen
so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite,

I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother,

and said, 'Here, try these on..''

She did and said, 'These are too big.
I can't wear� them.'

I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in
this family and I always will.'

Ever since that night, we have
never had any� problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good� thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said� to Karen, 'Here, try
these on..'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large..� They don't fit me.'

Mike said, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in this fa mily

and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to� Mike. She said,
'Here, you try on mine.'

Mike did and said,
'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change
your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'

�HDG