Jim, now you just let lil ole Hounddog be nice to us girls ifin he wants to. he's a sweet lil puppy. Dale, it might be hard for you, but you can do it. I know you can!!
Hndg - Looking out my window, I see sunshine so all bests are off. The ol' bats don't know the sun is shining cause they are hanging out in their cave. They won't let you be good even if you want to. Look at what they have done to Dale and I. Two of the sweetest guys on the face of the planet and they just don't appreciate us. No matter how good we try to be to them, they just won't let us.
Now Hddog - you're just the cutest little hounddog, but I don't think you've got it in ya to reform. Those little caveboys have taken you over to their side and I don't see us gals getting ya back.
Ok to all the gals in omt the blonds/ redheads/ the indians/ brunettes/black haired ones an all the outher colores even them weird colored ones from wal-mart the ol hdg has reformed from any more ((picking)) on youall even if?? youall are hanging upside down in the caves and are still picking on my ol cave man buddies an telling all them lil fibbs on them and ol hdg . an all the outher devious traitor acts you all are famous for? But he won't mention any of them in public?? He is going to be verry good for at least >2 as in two< or maby even 3 whole days if the weather stayes cold???(I hate cold) but if the sun comes out then all bets are OFF on what he will come up with now aint that a verry nice (jester) form a verry cute puppy? youall gotta LOVE him for being soooo nice.. hdg