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HEY GUY, WELCOME TO THE CAVE BOY WORLDblankstare THE BAT GIRLS SHOULD KNOW BY NOW, WE'RE ALWAYS SERIOUS & DON'T MAKE UP IMAGINARY FREINDSno HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO CLUB A GIRL TO WAKE EM UPashamed NOT TO BRIGHT ON THEIR PARTdisbelief

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Is this Rick?  Gosh, it's about time you showed up - Dale's been threatening to bring you into the cave, but I thought maybe you were a just an imaginary friend of his.  Wittow caveboys have to make up friends, cause nobody real wants to venture into their cave.  Even us bats fly out at night - what's that tell ya??? 
Really us girls are glad ya showed up!  Come on over to our side, though - we're more fun!


-- Edited by Rosie on Thursday 15th of October 2009 05:11:09 PM

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Bat:         'What are you doing?'  
  
Husband:     Nothing. 
 
 Bat  :         'Nothing...?  You've been reading our marriage   certificatefor an hour.'
 
Husband:      'I was looking for the expiration date.'


 



-- Edited by Easyon3 on Thursday 15th of October 2009 04:19:46 PM

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