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confuse A cute sexy blonde got a job with the Public Works Department.  She
was to paint lines down the center of a rural road.  The
supervisor told her that she was on probation and that
she must stay at or above the set average of 2 miles per
day to remain employed.  The blonde agreed to the
conditions and starts right away.  The supervisor,
checking up at the end of the day, found the blonde had
completed 4 miles on her first day, double the averagedoh.gif!!
"Great," he told her, "I think you're really going
to work ouaww.gift."

The next day, however, he was disappointed to find that the
blonde only accomplished 2 milesashamed.gif.  The supervisor thought,
"Well she's still at the average and I don't want to
discourage her, so I'll just keep quiet."

The third day however the blonde only did one mileno.gif and
the boss thought, "I need to talk to her before this gets
any worse."

The boss pulled the new employee in and says, "You were
doing so great.  The first day you did 4 miles, the second
day 2 miles, but yesterday you only did one mile.  Why?
Is there a problemconfuse.gif?  An injury, equipment failure?  What's
keeping you from meeting the 2 mile minimumconfuse.gif?"

The blonde replied, "Well, each day I keep getting
farther and farther away from the paint bucketbiggrin.gif."hdg

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