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I was just trying to be a nice guy but I should have known it wouldn't be appreciated. You gals need to be checking out some of the local caves for a winter home. Talk about "settling in for a long winter nap"!

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Hey Jim, it was your idea. You didn't say anything about taking ourselves ??? Nice warm cave does sound good . I'm thinking poor Barb does need a hand girls handling that wittel caveboy, he seems to be putting works in her mouth or should I say on her post. Gina



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Gheeeezh - See how you ol' bats are? Someone is willing to give you a free trip south for the winter so you don't have to hybernate and now you are wanting fringe benefits. Guess it is back to the bat cave for you all.

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Yep - I'm going with Chris!



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Me thinks that this Barb has grown a mustache and beard and is turning into a wittow cave boy.

I'm ready for sun and fun but I want to go first class. I don't want to have to fly there myself. I'd rather sit back on Jim's dime and drink pinacolotas [or how ever you spell it ].

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Hey - You ol' bats have got a deal. You are all going to fly down to Balize and spend the winter chasing mosquitos. Soulds like all us guy shave to do is come up with enough dead bugs to feed you enroute. I am sure we can cover that. Sure you wouldn't rather go to Argentina. It would be coming up on summer there and I hear they have some really tasty bugs down there.

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I've been to Belize -- I could live there!  I'm ready to migrate south and live in a warm cave!

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Hey that does sound good ,and if Jim's paying lets go. LOL Gina

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Hey girls. I think we must have scared wittow caveboy Ricky. He hasn't made any nasty remarks lately.aww

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Hey girls, Jim's idea of us girls spending the winter in Mexico sounds great. Ya think ole Jim is going to pay for our winter vacation?smilesmile

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Rosie - I am glad to be home too. Sure missed you old bats while I was down in Mexico. They have some killer mosquito's down there and they could sure use you gals to clean them up. How about the ol' bat clan going south for the winter stead of hybernating?


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Glad to see it's back to triple the "blah-blah" with Jim home.  Sure missed the nothingness the 3 of you have to say! 
Barb - stay strong, don't give in to the cave man tatics.  He only wants ya for one thing ... Yowl, yowl!  Us girls want ya for being Barb!!! 


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Hndg -  Try not to work too hard and be sure to close that window by your puter so no bats sneak in tonight. Those ol' bats are sneaky varmits and can't be trusted no further than you can throw a tissue paper snot rag in a rain storm.



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Dale I  see where HDGS prescription has worked great on that(LIL BARB)your blond. just try am keep the (PILLS/Club?) locked away from her lil devious sneaky handsconfuse.gif They will swear that them being cold was the reason that they (ACCIDENTLY) burned the (prescription/Club) in the stoveno.gif ain't that CUTE of themaww.gif  HDG will be staying up late an keeping a check on the latest happenings. stay tuned in for the rest of the storyconfuse.gif hdgs work is never donehmm.gif



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Barb - It is really refreshing to see that at least one of the ol' bats has come to their senses. I am sure that it is because you have such a good mentor in Dale. I am sure you offer thanks every day because Dale is there to look after your best interest. He is a great guy!!!!!!! 

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BUT BAT GIRLS, I JUST DON'T THINK WE HAVE A CHANCE. CAVE BOY HDG IS TO GOOD AT THIS & CAVE BOY JIM IS JUST BACK FROM VACATION & YOU KNOW HE HAS BEEN THINKING ON THIS ALL VACATION. MY DALE HAS CONVINCED ME THAT WE JUST DON'T HAVE A CHANCE. I MAY BE BLOND, BUT A BLOND CAN EVEN FIGURE THIS OUT. GIVE IT UP. 

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Never, Never, Never will we give in to you caveboys. We know that caveboys don't have much of a brain. They walk around saying ubb-a-dubb or something like that!confuseconfuse

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I would say that we have the ol' bats on the run but bats don't run. They may get the runs when hanging upside down but that is something I don't even want to think about.

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confuseGeeeSS the ol hdg feels so bad/sorry/downtrodden/sheepish/ hmm.gifabout whooping them (blonds) down so far that they just gave up an are quittingaww.gif with all the help from the caveboy clan, The poor things will be hanging upside down all winter with their lil hoofies an toe nails blankstare.gif just think about what that is going to do to the cute paint jobs on the toe nails an (WORSE)what their cute lil blond hair doos will look likeconfuse.gifashamed.gifcome spring you know all that(YuKKY doodo an weepee they will have to get rid of while upsied down) doh.gifhdg cannot imagine the mess they will have by springashamed.gif HDG probally will never as in never ever pick on them lil (BLONDS) again or call them BATS anymore(YEA RIGHT) biggrin.gifhdg

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Barb - never give up!  See that's what your Dale wants you to do - don't give in!!!  Wear those bat ears (wings) everyday!! 
There will be a day for all us bat girls to stand tall -- and it just maybe sooner than those boys think.  One wittow caveboy in particular.



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ALRIGHT GIRLS, I GUESS IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE REALLY LOSING. I THINK WE SHOULD GIVE UP & REALIZE WE'RE NO MATCH FOR MY DALE & THE OTHER CAVE BOYS. IT'S TIME TO THROW IN OUR BAT WINGS. 

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