If we "defeet" you ol' bats, how are you ever going to hang from the ceiling of your cave. Guys, I think our plan is working, we let them think they are winning (that should be pretty easy to do since they are blonde bats), while they are doing their little victory dance, we can get our swatters out and squash them all.
Dale was being kind. He wasn't there cause he didn't want to have to watch all you ol' bats eating lasagna with roaches in it. Bet you stomach is a little queezy this morning. Course maybe Jack gave you your Christmas present early and you know that is "the gift that just keeps on giving". That has been known to cause morning sickness too.
"Caveness" is that a word??? I'll bet it is in 'bat speak'. If you noticed, none of us guys had the Lasagna yesterday. The cook heard there were a bunch of ol' bats coming and dumped in a couple cups of **** roaches to enhance the flavor. It said so on the menu but then bats can't read.
As usual the caveboys do alot of threatening ... "ole bat swatters", blah, blah, blah. Well they had their chance today to prove something ... anything -- did they???? NOOOOOOOOOO - they only continually prove that us girls are superior to their caveness! At least with us girls when we say we're doing something - we're doing something! AND -- us girls are proud to be BATS!!
Was great seeing all the smiling faces at the meeting today, even with all the ol' bats hovering around. Can't believe none of us guys thought to bring a swatter with them. Missed a golden opportunity there. Could have got two for the price of one. Guess we will have to make the Chrismas Party fully armed. What does a guy get an ol' bat for Christmas. I know what Jack gives Denise. "The gift that keep on giving."
