Guys - There we go again. Another blonde bat thinking, well at least thinking she is thinking. I know what the problem is. It's all the guana gas. Everyone knows, well most everyone except ol' blonde bats, quana gas is nothing but methane and methane is lighter than air so it rises to the celing of the cave. Breathing that stuff for a couple of centuries, I know our ol' bats are at least that old, they are mistaking the grey stuff between their ears for brains when it is really nothing but the guana that never made it all the way to the floor.
-- Edited by HillBilly Jim on Saturday 5th of December 2009 01:54:29 PM
I've been thinking ... us girls (bats) are much smarter than the caveboys. See they live in the caves with the bats, but the bats stay on the ceilings/walls (up high) away from floods, etc. While the caveboys live on the floor of the cave - where us girls leave our droppings, where other caveboys can attack them, where dinosaurs or wild hogs can enter the cave and kill them. Yep - bats definitely have more brains than caveboys!
Dale - Talk about contradictions in terms. I think it is probably illegal to use "blonde" "bat" and "mind" in the same sentence (smile). I guess you could use it like this: "Would you mind if I bat the blonde?"
Grannie - Ripping out carpet and drywall has gotta be hard on your lil' bat teeth. Whatcha doing with carpet and drywall in your cave anyway? Don't tell me Jack is trying to turn you into a civilized lil' bat.Next thing you know, he will have you sleeping upright.
-- Edited by HillBilly Jim on Friday 4th of December 2009 06:10:16 AM
I only wish I were hybernating! I have been busy ripping out carpet and drywall. It would be nice to be able to rest for the winter. Gotta get that house remodeled so we can sell it.
Damm it lookes like even that (INDIAN cherokee !! BAT) is watching(GEES) whooOO will show up next maby old hdg will just go to bed beings that all them (BATS) are watching out for him boy does he feel (SAFE) hdg gone to bed nowZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Could this one be maby!! being BLOND an all an having them bat ears be the one called Granny or the on that goes by the Rose name hdg is having a hard time indentifing them bat girls but OWELL as long as they are watching whatching too bad that they don't even know what they are watching poor things had better be getting to the(CAVE) it's getting COLD outside, hdg is always eager to help them out an give advice to them Damm he is a (GOOD OL HND)
Guess all the Ol' Bats are hybernating. Got to admit, it sure gets quiet around here without them. Guess us guys can rest easy until next spring.Maybe they will come up with a new stradegy while they are nesting cause their old ones sure didn't work!
-- Edited by HillBilly Jim on Wednesday 2nd of December 2009 12:15:39 PM
KEEPS HER LITTLE BAT MIND OCCUPIED
boy does he feel (SAFE) 
