Jim, you are quite talented for a caveboy. Maybe you should apply for a job with that insurance company that hires caveboys. They say it's so easy even a caveboy can do it. You must be thinking about us girls a lot to sit and write songs about us! Thanks.
Geeze -- you guys are coming up with enough stuff to make a whole album about us gals. We're the luckiest ole' bats around to have cave boys that love us soooo much! P.S. Cute song, love it!!!!
There has been a slight change in plans for this Christmas since Santa took the new job with Orkin.
You ol' bats better be good You better not fly Better not roost I'm telling you why Santa Claus is sniffin' for guano He's making a club And testing it twice; Gonna find all the ol' bats with lice Santa Claus is sniffin' for guano He in now working for Orkin He's the new sheriff in town He only has one job to do Gonna take all you ol' bats down O! You better wise up You better take care Better not fly He'll get you in the air Santa Claus is coming to town Santa Claus is coming to town
PAM, REMEMBER THE BAT CHAIN, NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY GINA, REMEMBER THE BLOND HAIR PIECE, NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY SHOULD NEVER BE NAUGHTY TO PEOPLE, NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT COME AROUND HDG, I'LL RECONSIDER SOME OF THESE GAL'S, BUT NOT SURE YET IT'S A LONG TRIP CHRISTMAS EVE & DON'T REALLY NEED TO STOP AT NAUGHTY GIRLS HOUSES SOME OF EM WILL PROBABLY BE HANGIN IN THEIR CHIMNEY & I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET DOWN ANYWAY
GEEEZZES Dale you mean that the poor (BABIES) AINT getting NOTHING that seems just a little CRUEL maby let them have a small bottle of turpentine to keep them running around or maby just a small bottle of peroxide to keep the gray roots from showing hdg is Feeling BAD for them ornery babys now O -WELL their mommys told them better when they was young It's too bad their lil (hard heads) didn't let it sink in .poor babies hdg... PS happy no get nothing CRHISTMAS to you batties HDG
YUP, YUP, I'M THINKIN ALL YOU LITTLE GALS ARE GONNA BE SORRY YA TRIED TO DO US BOYS SO BAD, WHEN YA LOOK UNDER THE TREE CHRISTMAS MORN OLE SANTA HAS YA ON THE BAD GIRL LIST YA'LL KNOW THAT I KNOW, CUZ I'M GETTIN READY TO MAKE THE TRIP AGAIN THIS YEAR OLE SANTA'S NOT FEELIN WELL & ASKED ME TO DO THE GIFT RUN AGAIN GONNA FIRE UP THE OLE TRIKE, CUZ I CAN'T FOOL WITH THOSE RAINDEER I KNOW IF YA BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE YUP, YUP
GINA, REMEMBER THE BLOND HAIR PIECE, NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY
SHOULD NEVER BE NAUGHTY TO PEOPLE, NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT COME AROUND
HDG, I'LL RECONSIDER SOME OF THESE GAL'S, BUT NOT SURE YET
IT'S A LONG TRIP CHRISTMAS EVE & DON'T REALLY NEED TO STOP AT NAUGHTY GIRLS HOUSES
SOME OF EM WILL PROBABLY BE HANGIN IN THEIR CHIMNEY & I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET DOWN ANYWAY
maby let them have a small bottle of turpentine to keep them running around or maby just a small bottle of peroxide to keep the gray roots from showing 
hdg is Feeling BAD for them ornery babys now 
It's too bad their lil (hard heads) didn't let it sink in .poor babies 
YA'LL KNOW THAT I KNOW, CUZ I'M GETTIN READY TO MAKE THE TRIP AGAIN THIS YEAR
OLE SANTA'S NOT FEELIN WELL & ASKED ME TO DO THE GIFT RUN AGAIN
YUP, YUP