I give HD alot of credit that he's able to admit that he's in touch with his feminine side. Too bad the rest of you yahoots can't be real men and admit that you have a girly side, too.
Geeesh Hndg!!!! Like tolerating a bunch of ol' bats ain't enough, now us guys have to understand them. How do you understand something that spends its life hanging upside down in dark places, eating bugs and spreading guano all over the floor. My worst nightmare would be to understand a woman cause I might start thinking like one.
Ain't that just the (cutest) answers y,al ever heard fron a redheaded blond an another blond agreeing with her .. Hdg suspects that they are still a lil fuzzy from all the (parting on new years), they canno't even figure (themselves) out or each outher That has got to tell y,al something about the lil (wobbly wheels) turning in the lil brains of the BLONDS, HDG feel kinda sorry for them at times but he is beginning to think there is no help for them so iffin if you got one then in your life just love em for their Big bouncy err (eyes) HDG approves this message an may run for the big house in the next election on the (independent dog ticket) all (donations) will be happly accepted an put to (good) use, Nothing like having another DOG in the big house to tell y,al what you have to do. ...hdg out on the road campaining an looking for more tasty roadkill to eat
If the Cave Boys would only listen to us Bats, they would find out that each one of us is different, and are eager to teach them how to understand us. But one cannot tell you how to understand another, because she doesn't understand her either, and if you did understand her, poor foolish Cave Boy, you would think you then understood all the rest of us, and you'd be hopelessly wrong. No wonder you despair of understanding us Bats. The best you could ever hope for would be to understand one Bat. And that's the goal none of you ever seems to try for.
.. Hdg suspects that they are still a lil fuzzy from all the (parting on new years), they canno't even figure (themselves) out or each outher 
That has got to tell y,al something about the lil (wobbly wheels) turning in the lil brains of the BLONDS, HDG feel kinda sorry for them at times 
but he is beginning to think there is no help for them 
so iffin if you got one then in your life just love em for their Big bouncy err (eyes) 
