Rosie - You gals know that us guys would never say anything bad about our ol' bats cause without you, Al would be unemployed once he graduates and besides it is going to be spring soon and we gotta have you to keep the mosquito population down. Now when it comes to eating mosquitos you gals can plump up all you want. Just think of them as bon bons.
Well Jim - nice to see that you can step in guano and come out smellin' like a Rose. You guys sure are smooth talkers - but I'm not buying it. Keep on talkin' boys!
Dale - I think our ol' bats actually run on jet propulsion. They sure seem to run on hot air anyway. With all that wing span and jet propelled as well, they are really bug-eating machines.
Wing span - I was talking wing span. Thanks for covering for me Dale. Last thing I need is a bunch of horizontally challanged ol' bats getting tangled up in my hair. Thought they were hybernating anyway.
Hey, hey -- that's a low blow! You callin' us girls fat????? You best watch it - us bats can become rabid real quick!!! Now apologize like the nice little cave boy that you are - thanks in advance.
Dale - I understand that Orkin U was going to offer night courses but has to cancel them because the classroom suddenly became infested. You guessed it, with bats. They're everywhere, they're everywhere. The flying fox claims to be the worlds largest bat but apparently he ain't seen some of ours.
HEY, I TALKED TO AL & HE IS ATTENDING ORKIN UNIVERSITY HE RECIEVED A SCHOLORSHIP FOR KEEPING HIS OLE BAT SO WELL IN LINE YA KNOW, IT'S REALLY HARD FOR ME TO CALL SUE AN OLE BAT, JUST DON'T SEEM RIGHT, BUT THEN IT JUST SHOWS THE GREAT JOB AL'S DOING WITH HER AL PLANS ON GRADUATING WITH HONORS BEFORE THE NEXT OMT MEETING & IS LOOKIN FORWARD TO THE CHALLENGE OF KEEPIN THE OMT OLE BATS IN LINE, DUH, NOT MUCH OF A CHALLENGE THERE
DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKIN
WE SURELY DON'T WANT A BUNCH A TALL BATS HANGIN IN THEIR DUNG, DUNG
YA KNOW, IT'S REALLY HARD FOR ME TO CALL SUE AN OLE BAT, JUST DON'T SEEM RIGHT, BUT THEN IT JUST SHOWS THE GREAT JOB AL'S DOING WITH HER
AL PLANS ON GRADUATING WITH HONORS BEFORE THE NEXT OMT MEETING & IS LOOKIN FORWARD TO THE CHALLENGE OF KEEPIN THE OMT OLE BATS IN LINE, DUH, NOT MUCH OF A CHALLENGE THERE