I was in Orkin U but got kicked out. I kept swatting the bats they had for display purposes in their classroom. Kept smahing the guano out all over their floor. Guess I just ain't cut out for no proper schoolin'. To me an ol' bat is an ol' bat and they all need to be squashed. Ain't got no degree but I do have a solid oak bat swatter. Nothing but the best for our ol' bats.
You notice that Allen Depute Sheriff and bat swatter extraordinair never comes on here to put his 2 cents in. Thats because he's a good guy and he's on our side. He appreciates his bat. [like any good cave boy should]. Jim just keeps on dragging him into this feud and soiling his good name. I guess that's because Jim himself couldn't even qualify to get into that school he talks about.
Depute Sheriff and bat swatter extraordinair, Allen, recent graduate of Orkin U, is running a special of his own. Two, say that TWO, ol' bats swatted for the price of one. With each bat swatted, he is throwing in a free sample of his latest invention, GUANO GATHERER. The ultimate device for ridding your cave of unsightly bat guano and turning that awful stinch into the fragrant odor of rose pedals. Order today and recieve a free copy of his newest book "Bats In Your Belfry". Soon to make the best seller list as a "must have" for the serious bat swatter in your life.Please read and follow all directions for use. Allen and the caveboys are not responsible for injury or death resulting from the misuse of these products.
-- Edited by HillBilly Jim on Saturday 30th of January 2010 10:14:16 AM
WONDER WHAT THAT "N" COULD STAND FOR
