> A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. > Doctor: "What happened?" > Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every > time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to > a pulp." > Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. > When your husband comes home drunk, just take a > glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle." > Two weeks later the woman comes back to the > doctor looking fresh and > reborn. > Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! > Every time my husband came home drunk, I > gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, > and nothing happened!" > Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?" hdg
