HEY GUYS, I'M KINDA LOW ON SUPPLIES, BUT I DO HAVE SOME USED GAS LINE I COULD USE FOR THE FEEDING TUBE. I'LL SEE WHAT ELSE I CAN COME UP WITH FOR ALTERNATIVES
Damn Hndg - I am amazed at what a caring guy you are. The ol' bars should be really glad they have you to look out for them. Since the bats are in hibernation, they only way we can feed them is intravenously but we can do that thanks to our buddies Doctor Dale and Orkin Al. Orkin Al has just patented his "Pest Pulverizer" that will turn the bugs into a nice gooey liquid and Doctor Dale can hook the IVs to the bats so we can feed them. Won't the ol' bats be surprised when they wake up fully nourished. I am just amazed at what loving, caring guys us caveboys actually are.
Hey Jim an Dale hdg just discovered a new bat bug they call it's the crazzy prozack sh-t tumblingbeetle that flies at night You guys think we should get some of them bad boys for the bat girls to help keep them calm an quiet an in the Cave until spring, no need in letting them poor things getting out too eary an maby hurting themselves in the cold being that they are actually kinda soft skinned an all hdg is always trying to keep then Blond batties best intrest at heart an keep em quiet an safe da-mm I canno't as in CAN NOT believe how polite an good the ol hdg is getting in his old age must be the abundance of road killlll he has consumed all winter UMMmn yummmmy GOOD as in tasty.life is good hdg