Hndg - Don't you like the way the little built in word censor works on this forum. I tried to type in Co*ck Roach the other day with the same result. Thing won't let you talk dirty even if wanted to. You can load your gun, you can shoot your gun but you just can't **** it. There it did it again. Hope your lady skunk has moved on to greener pastures. Some ladies just don't take no for an answer.
-- Edited by HillBilly Jim on Sunday 7th of March 2010 04:39:39 AM
Dale the ol hdg has been around a long long time an has had his ol tale (pulled) before an him is thinking that this is one of them times He will probally pass on playing daddy to peppyrikas lil stinkers an stay in the house all ol hon's aren't senile YET but maby getting closer every day hdg on alert/standby/ready/on go/****ed an primed/ready for anything/ allmost hdg
HEY HDG, I'M SURE THIS WILL WORK!!!!!!!!!! DRESS THE HDG IN A LOOK A LIKE HE SKUNK OUTFIT & DO A LITTLE MATING RITUAL OUTSIDE THE GARAGE DOOR OR IF YA REALLY THINK THE SHE SKUNK IS PLANNIN ON HAVIN LITTLE SKUNKS IN THERE, TELL HER YA THINK YOU'RE THE REAL DAD. I'M THINKIN SHE'LL COME OUT TO GREET YA. BE QUICK TO RUN IN & SHUT THE DOOR BEFORE SHE RECOGNIZES THE OLE HDG WHAT DO YA THINK
Well the ol hdg is still confused on stinky ass peppyricka:s whereabouts My sister had a bottle of straight> lysol< it smells pretty well> bad <when it is full strenght,So I doused a shop rag in it an sent it towards where I thought miss peppy was sleeping So is she still there having more lil stinkys or did she evacuate It is still quiet out there at 8:27 pm but there is not anymore snacks left outthere either?!! Silence is sometimes Golden !! hdg is still on alert to/for any more surprises,hdg
I had a huge Blacksnake take up residency in my shop a couple of years ago. He was nesting under the shower so I couldn't get to him. I dumped about half a bottle of amonia behind the shower and he left never to return. I would think that moth balls would have the same affect as Chris suggested. Bat guano wouls work as well but you can't get it at Walmart.
Hndg - The best way to get rid of an old skunk is to get something that smells even worse than they do and put it in their bed. Bat quano should do the trick. You can have Doctor Dale scoop you some up while he is putting the IV in the ol' bats.
Update on fred the opossum I finally got him pushed out tnight at 2:am he shure put up a fight had to use the broom an basically sweep his skinnytail ass outside he didn;t want to leave That still leaves the delima with peppyricka the she bitch SKUNK maby she left when the door was left up maby not OOOOOOH THE DELIMAS OF AN OL ANCHINT decreppid ol HONDOG. DOOR SHUT AN NOW GOING TO BED an listing to see if I hear anything outta peppyricka? It may be a long night. the rest of the story to be unfolded later.well maby about noon tmorrow,hdg sleepy now ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzsssssss?????
HELP The ol hdg has a small problem that could get real SMELLY I had my trash setting outside my front door in my garage built onto my house an left the garage door open too long in the evening so in comes fred the small opossup so I just ignore him hees pretty harmeless (then the next time I looked out there was Momma SKUNK an two as in 2 teenagers with her, I could not get them to run off just got the finger from all 3 of them you know the tails held high an the ass hole pointed in my direction OK I am all of about 5 or 6 foot from them so I gently close the front door an leave the garage door open an go to bed, the next night I shut the door an dark an in about a hour I hear a lot of commotion so I open the front door an there was my 3 new friends still in the trash just about 6 ft from my front door,well I keep scolding KUSSING then an finallY the teenagers went outside but momma just went an hid under the bench behind a lot of junk well 4 days later I still got momma living in the shop an she refuses to leave even after I removed the trash she was fasting on she sleeps all day an just prowles aftre dark, I have left the overhead door open all night an the next night she is still living under my bench like I said about 6 foot from my front door (SOOO any suggestions/remedies/help) before she or I get real mad an one of us get sprayed which will probally be me (shooting then dont work I have tryed that too many times in the past they still spray while dying) outside ok but 6ft from front door not good this ol hdg don't want sprayed up on anymore. I think or HOPE it is still too early for her to be having any more kittens yet they usually breed in mid. feb??? an naming her peppyrikka hasent helped any,hEEEELLLPPPPPP SUGGESTIONS.. HDG??????
He will probally pass on playing daddy to peppyrikas lil stinkers an stay in the house 
all ol hon's aren't senile YET 
but maby getting closer every day 
hdg on alert/standby/ready/on go/****ed an primed/ready for anything/ allmost 
hdg
had to use the broom an basically sweep his skinnytail ass outside he didn;t want to leave 
I had my trash setting outside my front door in my garage built onto my house an left the garage door open too long in the evening so in comes fred the small opossup so I just ignore him hees pretty harmeless (then the next time I looked out there was Momma SKUNK an two as in 2 teenagers with her, I could not get them to run off just got the finger from all 3 of them you know the tails held high an the ass hole pointed in my direction
this ol hdg don't want sprayed up on anymore. I think or HOPE it is still too early for her to be having any more kittens yet