"You'll wonder where the yellow went", oops wrong song. Bound Blonde Bats Bodaciously Bad, bet you can't say that ten times. Dale - We sure don't want to do anything to get the ol' bats off their schedule. Let's pretend to be nice to them until this energy crisis thing passes. We need to keep them passing until Al gets his crusher fine tuned.
YA KNOW HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO SOME ADJUSTMENTS TO NOT COMPLETELY DESTROY THE OLE BATS. SURE WOULD BE GREAT TO HAVE THE FUEL ON HAND & NOT DEPEND ON THE OLE BATS TO PRODUCE ONLY WHEN THEY WANT TO. I COULD SEE THEM HOLDIN IT JUST FOR SPITE, THEN THERE COULD BE A REAL PROBLEM. CAN YA IMAGINE HOW INTOLERABLE A BOUND UP OLE BAT WOULD BE
Dale - I think that is a great idea. I wonder what the Batmobile ran on? You know all that methane gas has got to be a great energy source and the price is right. We can trade bugs for guano and get rid of two problems at the same time. I think Orkin Al's new bat crusher is a great idea but it is going to really reduce our little guano making factories (well some of them aren't quite so little, they could take up an entire industrial park themsleves). Maybe we can get Al to alter his design and just squeeze the guano out of them instead of totally crushing them.
-- Edited by HillBilly Jim on Saturday 13th of March 2010 06:35:48 AM
JIM, I'M THINKIN TO DESIGN A TRIKE TO RUN ON BAT GUANO MOST CAVE BOYS HAVE AN OLE BAT TO PRODUCE THE FUEL & A LOT OF THESE OLE BATS PRODUCE MORE FUEL THAN A CAVE BOY WOULD PROBABLY NEED & COULD BE SHARED WITH OTHERS THAT ARE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO NOT HAVE AN OLE BAT WHO WOULD THINK IT WOULD COME TO YOUR OLE BAT CRAPPIN YA DOWN THE THE ROAD
Dale - Don't listen to anything an ol' bat tells you about the price of food. Thanks to Orkin Al's patented " Pest Pulvilizer" their days of worrying about food is over. Their total food bill is going to be "zip", "nada" as in non-existant. The same as the ol' bats are gonna be as soon as Al gets his new rock crusher converted. The market for guano is sky-rocketing since it has been declared a green house friendly energy source. Us cave boys are all gonna be rich.
-- Edited by HillBilly Jim on Friday 12th of March 2010 05:28:17 AM
Dale - It is going to be a glorious day for me even if the sun doesn't shine. All the bad weather went north of us and I heard bull-frogs singing around the pond behind the house last night. Spring is in the air!!!
MOST CAVE BOYS HAVE AN OLE BAT TO PRODUCE THE FUEL & A LOT OF THESE OLE BATS PRODUCE MORE FUEL THAN A CAVE BOY WOULD PROBABLY NEED & COULD BE SHARED WITH OTHERS THAT ARE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO NOT HAVE AN OLE BAT
WHO WOULD THINK IT WOULD COME TO YOUR OLE BAT CRAPPIN YA DOWN THE THE ROAD
