NOW Ain't thay just lovely a REDHEaD trying to take over the ol HDG'S job of picking on them BLONDIES I shure hope hdg don't find out she voted for BSO hdg
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
John says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just pooped my pants."
There's 2 blondes. 1 on each side of the road. One yells to the other " How do I get to the other side of the road?" And the other one yells back " you're already there!!"