AWw come on back Crittor Hdg just razzing you,He expected a good scolding from you Hope you ain't quit bleaching?proxiding,that RED hair be lonesome on here without you BLONDIES HDG
Gees the old hdg has his big ears over his eyes so he cannot read that last post by aka alis crittor AGAIN shure hope none of his illegimate offsprings with a lot of diffrent bitches arent reading this wouldent want them to be getting any ideas about the birds an the bees, or any of ol dads escapades with all them young curly tailed poodles bitches he hump:ran with or people will be calling him a jessie james or Tiger Woods wannabe ol hdg is Blushing..
There was this fireman and he told his wife "at the fire station we have a system whn the bell rings the first time we put our boots on, when it rings the second time we slide down the pole and when it rings the third time we hop on the truck and get going."
The fireman said, this system works really well, so I want to start a new system here at home.
When the first bell rings I want you to take off your clothes, When the second bell rings I want you to jump into bed and when the third bell rings we're gonna make mad passionate love all night long.
A few days later the first bell rang and the wife took off all her clothes.Then the second bell rang and she jumped into bed, The third bell rand and they started to make mad passionate love but then a fourth bell went off and the husband said to the wife, what is that for and the wife said you need to let out more hose because your no where near the fire.