Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly
were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians
ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
he called into the cave and listened closely
until he heard an answering,
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
He then tore off his clothes
and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled
and asked the remaining Indian
what it was all about.
"Was that Indian crazy or what?"
The Indian replied
"No, It is our custom during mating season
when Indian men see cave, they holler
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.
If they get an answer back,
it means there's a beautiful woman
in there waiting for us."
Just then they came upon another cave.
The second Indian ran up to the cave,
stopped, and hollered,
Immediately, there was the answer.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods
alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.
As he looked in amazement at the size
of the huge opening, he was thinking,
"Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!
It's bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!"
He stood in front of the opening
and hollered with all his might,
Like the others, he then heard an answering call,
"WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face,
he raced into the cave,
tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day,
the headline of the local newspaper read....
NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!!!!!
hdg
the ol hdg don't pick sides
he just reportes the latest news
