You gotta watch that ol' grannie bat. She spends a lot of time at work figuring on ways to make us caveboys live's miserable. She talks a good line but she'll rip your heart out in a second. Good thing Jack has a handle on her.
-- Edited by HillBilly Jim on Friday 20th of May 2011 12:21:34 PM
HEY OLE SMILEYGRANNIE BAT, I NOTICED YA POSTED AT 6:32AM. WOULD THAT BE MAKIN YA'LL A LITTLE LATE FOR WORK THIS MORNIN? BY THE WAY, HOWS THE SMILEYGRANNIE BAT TRIKE COMMIN ALONG. SURE HOPE YOUR DAY IS A GREAT ONE
HEY HDG, YA KEEP SWAYIN UM YOUR WAY WITH THAT PRETTY TALK. I'M THINKIN OUR PLAN IS A WORKIN FOR SURE WITH THIS OLE BAT A BITIN AT THE BAIT SO EARLY
Hey there smillinG an crittor HURRY HURRY batties an get them lawns mowed an the garden finished up BEFORE that ol HOT sun comes back out , hdg knowes you batties don't like sunshine so he is just trying to be kind an remind y;al to.> get er done< NOW just think how proud them cave boy husbands will be of y'al when you serve them fresh garden veggie dinners along with them dino steaks HURRY HURRY hurry now while it is still cool an cloudy, Ya'l won't have to worry about them cute lil freckles an sunburns to your light skin damm the ol hdg is nice an thoughtful to you batties how about a big attaboy to hdg
Do you really think sweet lil me would do such horrible things? I really am a nice ole bat. 
, hdg knowes you batties don't like sunshine so he is just trying to be kind an remind y;al to.> get er done< NOW 
just think how proud them cave boy husbands will be of y'al when you serve them fresh garden veggie dinners along with them dino steaks 