AFTER HEARIN ALL THAT, I'M WONDERIN IF I STEERED ROSALINA WRONG IN TRADING RIGS AGAIN. SHE'S PROBABLY GONE AN DONE IT BY NOW. THE LEAST LITTLE EXCUSE AND THAT GIRLS DRIVIN A NEW RIG
Geeees Jim that figures out to about $1.11 per day for the hdg just about enough to cover the cost of toilet paper per day, I will send them some used to show how much I appreciate the raise hdg
Dale - This being retired is GREAT!!! I'm gonna use my raise to do a little traveling. With social security going up 3% and gas going up 300%. I think the raise will about pay for the gas it takes to get to town to cash the check. Oh, I forgot, they are direct-depositing the money in my bank account now but the bank is charging me 5% now to use my debit card to get my money out of their bank. So, I guess I am only losing 2%. Hope they dont' give me any more raises. I can't afford them.
YA KNOW, I FEEL KINDA GUILTY GETTIN A RAISE ALREADY. I'VE ONLY WORKED AT THIS SOCIAL SECURITY JOB FOR A LITTLE OVER A YEAR. I'M THINKIN, I MUST BE DOIN AN ALRIGHT JOB TO GET THAT KINDA RAISE ALREADY. LIFE IS GOOD
WONDER IF FAY WILL LET DICK CUT BACK ON HIS OTHER JOB AFTER HE GETS HIS RAISE. I'D THINK THAT 3% RAISE WOULD FEED THOSE HORSES
I'M THINKIN ROSIE WILL PROBABLY INVEST CLEONS RAISE IN A NEW RIG. HER RIG IS NOW OVER A MONTH OLD
Dale - The last I remembered, we were working hard trying to find jobs for all the ol' bats. That didn't work out too well. Seems they aren't qualified to do much. Now they are telling us we need to get jobs. We work our fingers to nubs for 59 years and you see the thanks we get. The Government is going to give us a 3% raise in our social security. Who could ask for more??? At least Uncle Sam appreciates us.
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men.. ... He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him..
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!
just about enough to cover the cost of toilet paper per day, I will send them some used to show how much I appreciate the raise 
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