Well Barb refused to get wormed at first, but after a couple shots of alcohol she got with the program. Maybe now that girl won't be so darn slugish and warn down
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!! A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead . The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .Dead . Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .Alive … So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . . "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" That pretty much ended the service!
