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Jim, ya must not have heard the whole storyno One of the gang told Dick to throw the bag under the train and Dick misunderstood and thought they ment the ole Cherokee bagohmygod.gif



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Poor Ol' Dick just slaving away so the Ol' Cherokee Bat can turn his hard money into smoke. Ain't no wonder he threw her under he train during that bank robbery.



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I'm thinkin she's done that for a while. Dick clames she can really burn money. Never thought about sendin an expensive smoke signalno



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Maybe she could just set the money on fire and send it as a smoke signal!!!



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I'm thinkin Dick's workin overtime again and the ole Cherokee will mail the bank depositsconfuse



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Dale - I don't think Fay will be going to the bank with Dick any time soon. I think she is afraid he will volunteer her for something else!



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Hey Jim, That's definately Fay in the trailer, but I'm thinkin that don't look like dick drivinno Ya don't suppose the ole cherokee is doin some two timin while dick is slavin away at workconfuse 



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Like I said Sunday, Your Arss is grass and im the lawn mower.



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Fay was at the Route 66 meeting. I was amazed to see her still alive and well. Perhaps the news story I read wasn't accurate or perhaps the robber was using a two-shot derringer. At any rate, she has vowed to use the drive-up window at the bank from now on.



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Damn Fay, and I thought the mowing season was about over for this year. Guess as long as you keep using the drive-up window,   you'll be alright.

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I thought it was funny but Fay won't.

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Jim, that's really funny, but not very nice. But then no one ever said you were very nice! LOL



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A hooded robber burst into an Ava bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door, a brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face.

The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.

He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.

Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.

The robber yelled, " Well, did anyone else see my face?"

There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly too afraid to speak.

Then, one old guy named Dick Luhmann tentatively raised his hand and said, "My wife got a pretty good look at you..."



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