I know why Santa didn't leave Rosie anything. Its because she started smoking again. You know why the elves are so short?? Cause Rosie was smoking while they were growing up.
Hey Larry - I don't know what's going on - I'm just an innocent little girl - I don't know why Santa is so mad at me - I left him cookies, pumpkin and chocolate pies - and he ate it all - but didn't leave a thing. I guess next year I'll have to start baking in July to get on his good list. Guess I've got my work cut out for me. Hopefully he'll see the light with Dale - and realize that he's not a very reliable informant. I've got eyes in the back of my head - so don't worry about me!!
OH DEAR! I think Rosie is gonna get a complex if this keeps up. She may even become tramatized (and won't be able to spell like me) Dale give her a chance. Maybe she isn't hopeless. Maybe she can be good. Maybe she would leave a bananna cream pie next year. If that happened I think that Little Jimmy would be willing to help you make the rounds. Oh and what about poor little Chris? She could even leave some fried pies. Hey! I think I will come and help too. Blacksheep said that. Baa Baaa for now
HEY ROSIE, YOU'RE DIGGING SO DEEP. I KNOW WHO IS NAUGHTY & NICE, NOW KNOCK IT OFF, FACE IT YOUR NAUGHTY & WE'LL SEE HOW THE NEXT NEWS LETTER COMES OUT, THEN I'LL KNOW IF CHRIS CAN BE PUT BACK ON THE NICE LIST. AS FAR AS YOU ROSIE, I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU HAVE A PRAYER TO GET ON THE NICE LIST. I CHECKED IT THIS MORNING & CAN'T FIND WHERE YOU WERE EVER ON THE NICE LIST. YOU ARE JUST A NAUGHTY LITTLE GIRL. LIVE WITH IT. SANTA
Santa - Chris and I have been very good girls this year - I think you were listening to Dale and he got it all wrong! He ate all our goodies and didn't leave any presents! Next year Chris and I will do all your deliveries for you - and we'll be keeping an eye on that naughty Dale! Trust us girls - we'll help you out!
HEY ROSIE, YOU KNOW WHY DALE ATE THE COOKIES & DIDN'T LEAVE ANY PRESENTS & I THINK I MADE A VERY GOOD CHOICE SENDING DALE. HE'S BEEN A GOOD BOY & DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIS ENGINE, SANTA HAS A BRAND NEW ONE FOR HIM AFTER THE TRIP. ROSIE, I'M WATCH YOU, NOW TRY & BE A GOOD LITTLE GIRL. SANTA
Hey - what did I do? I've been a good girl this year! I think Santa made a bad choice in putting Dale out delivering for him - we left cookies out - now the cookies are gone and he didn't leave anything. I think maybe OMT got it's name from Dale - he's been around eating all the goodies and not leaving anything under the tree. I don't know if that trikes gonna be able to haul him around this year - he may be doing an engine change before the triking season gets started - rumor has it that he's been looking for cummins engine.
Thank you guys for the CD. It has a lot of really great music on it. Hope you guys are enjoying a Merry Christmas and Larry maybe you better consider keeping Chris away from Rosie. Dale tells me that Rosie is a bad influence and might get Chris put on the "naughty" list for next year too.
Dale give her a chance. Maybe she isn't hopeless. Maybe she can be good. Maybe she would leave a bananna cream pie next year. If that happened I think that Little Jimmy would be willing to help you make the rounds. Oh and what about poor little Chris? She could even leave some fried pies. Hey! I think I will come and help too. Blacksheep said that. Baa Baaa for now
