I'm begining to think your a little blonde if you AND Rosie think Chris is blonde. The only thing I know of worse than a Tornado is a mad Redhead, even if her color is a little washed out from AGE.
YOU PROBABLY PAID THEM DOUBLE NOT TO TURN YOU IN - KIDS CAN BE BRIBED. BRING IT ON FOR CHRIS AND I - IT'S TWO BLONDES AGAINST ONE FRANK/ARCHIE - I THINK WE CAN HANDLE WHATEVER YOU DISH UP. CAN'T WE, CHRIS?????? THAT SANTA ON A TRIKE SONG IS A GOOD ONE - BLUEGRASSY AND ALL. MAYBE YOU NEED TO DO A CHRISTMAS CD????
HEY, IT'S ON THE TABLE. SO FAR 4 OF THE GRANDKIDS SEEN IT & ONLY ONE KNEW WHO IT WAS. I THINK I MIGHT BE SAFE & NOT GET CAUGHT. THEY DIDN'T SEEM INTERESTED IN THE $2.00 REWARD. I GOT SOMETHING BREWIN FOR YOU & CHRIS. I TRIED TO BE A GOOD BOY, BUT IT DON'T WORK. WATCH YOUR BACK, DALE
So where ya got that wanted poster hangin? Just remember Chris has the original print saved on her computer and if you're bad we can post that anywhere in town! We can spread that word through all the counties - so be a good road captain. Hate to turn OMT into the posse - we'd probably make outlaws.
HEY, WITH THE NEW WANTED POSTER OUT ON ME, I'LL BE KINDA HIDIN OUT THIS YEAR. I'LL TRY TO SHOW UP FOR THE RIDES ON THE BACK ROADS. JUST HAVE TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE. I'LL BE DARNED IF ANYONES GOING TO GET THE CHANCE TO COLLECT $2.00 OFF MY HIDE. YA'LL HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR. DALE
