HEY GIRL, WHO HELPED YOU WITH ALL THAT. I KNOW YOU'RE NOT CAPABLE OF MORE THAN ONE COMMENT AT A TIME.
PS. WOULD YOU BELIEVE SOMEONE FIGURED OUT MY PASSWORD & POSTED THE DISCOVERY DEAL. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY YA'LL PICK ON LITTLE DALE ALL THE TIME.
I HAVE DONE SOME RESEARCH OF MY OWN AND THIS IS WHAT I'VE DISCOVERED --
1. WHAT DID GOD SAY AFTER CREATING DALE? I MUST BE ABLE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT.
2. WHAT DO YOU CALL DALE WITH HALF A BRAIN? GIFTED.
3. HOW IS DALE LIKE NOODLES? HE IS ALWAYS IN HOT WATER, LACKS TASTE, AND NEEDS DOUGH.
4. WHAT'S THE SMARTEST THING DALE CAN SAY? "MY WIFE SAYS ..."
5. WHY DID GOD CREATE DALE BEFORE BARB? BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A ROUGH DRAFT BEFORE CREATING YOUR MASTERPIECE.
6. WHY DO LITTLE BOYS WHINE? BECAUSE THEY'RE PRACTICING TO BE DALE.