Larry,Speak for your self,Dick hasnt done anything to be on the bad boys list. AndI dont think Jim has done any thing either.The ones that are is Dale, You Larry,Cleon, and Gary. Don hodges is been trying to get on the bad list.
Who ME?? Would I corrupt your man?? Not me, I think women are right, some of the time!!!
Jim even thinks women are right, some of the time. We men need to stick to gether but I don't know about Dale, Maybe Barb can give us an insight on that subject.
I prefer propane any way, so Dale can have the coal next Christmas if he gives a little to Jim and Dick. I think they maybe a little cold by then or still on your bad boy list along with Dale and I.
I hope I can figure out a way to get on the good list but I doubt it.
I've got a whole trailer load of coal all ready to be delivered to the Rock-N-Oak property before next Xmas! Pure, black, Pennsylvania anthracite coal. I think he's gonna deserve the whole trailer load by then. Maybe if Larry's lucky Dale will share some of that coal with him. I can't afford 2 trailer loads. You boys better get busy working on being nice little boys! Don't be teaching my guy any bad lessons either - it took me 13 years to get him some what trained and I don't want it spoiled now.
Larry, there was never any doubt whose fault it was. Us guys have just got so good at taking the blame for the ladies that it comes natural now and Dale is the perfect scapegoat. Anyone who would let himself get suckered into flying all over the world in a 7 deer-power sleigh, is a perfect canidate for taking the heat for someone else's screwups. That is what happens when you try to be a nice guy. No one appreciates it. Then he made the fatal mistake of trying to put Rosie on Santa's "Bad List" and wound up on it himself. I hope he can get that straightened out before next December of he can quit making those wood-burning stoves and switch to coal power because he is going to have a heap of it.
Yes that's it, all my fault but I ain't taken the blame for Dale haven a Tripod, that's Barbs back fire. You know one of those things with a right knee, a left knee and a Wee--------, or is that wheels?
Now lets see if Rosie can deliver that and Dale can get it out with out Rosie hurting him.
Ya know, after I think more about it, as a man, I think it IS all the fault of the Ladies, So there! Also I think if Jim, Dick and Cleon are real Brave, they will agree with me.
I think both Fay and Rosie are right. I don't think you can legally make a new years revolution this late in the year. And Rosie is right it couldn't be her and I that would make Dale blow it even if he could make one. We are just little angels So I'm wondering who he's talking about also. Oh and Dale when Barb gets you on the Oprah Winfrey show and you get all that money, you can take us all out somewhere. I am sure that Rosie can help you deliver whatever it is that you have conceived, being a nurse and all. Take care and be careful now, don't strain yourself, we wouldn't want you missconceiving or anything.
Hey - was that Archie Bunker "concieving" his new years "revolution"? For a few secs I thought I was watching a TV show! Poor Barb! I wonder who the 2 could be to make him go back on his promises? Surely not Chris and I? Must be someone else - Hey Fay have you been egging Dale on?????
Dale, I can't understand what Barb is all upset about. If I "conceived" all by myself, Lady would be so busy counting all the money that she wouldn't have time to get upset. She would have me on the Oprah Winfrey show before the sun set tonight. Of course I guess anything is possible for someone who is one a personal friend basis with Santa. He has been know to bring some pretty unusual gifts. As for you being on the "good" list. Only time will tell. You know what they say about a leopard changing his spots.
Dale, its kinda late to make a new Years Revolutions,Its to be made on new years Eve.Any way Dick made a deal to leave him alone till trike week. Ha Ha So your still in the bag.
HEY, I'M MAKIN A NEW YEARS REVOLUTION. I'M BACKIN OFF ON ALL THE BAD LITTLE BOY THINGS. YES IT'S TRUE, I CONCEIVE. THERE'S ONLY TWO PEOPLE WHO COULD CAUSE ME TO NOT KEEP THIS REVOLUTION. LARRY, YOU CAN TAKE OVER WHERE I LEFT OFF. YOU CAN DO IT NOW YA'LL GO BACK TO PICKIN ON DICK. CATCH YA'LL LATER, DALE
PS. BARB IS ALL UPSET CAUSE I CONCEIVED. SOMETHING ABOUT SHE'S BEEN FIXED. I DON'T GET IT
So I'm wondering who he's talking about also. Oh and Dale when Barb gets you on the Oprah Winfrey show and you get all that money, you can take us all out somewhere. I am sure that Rosie can help you deliver whatever it is that you have conceived, being a nurse and all. Take care and be careful now, don't strain yourself, we wouldn't want you missconceiving or anything. 
