Hey paw when you get to looking like this. when you see them coming with another 5 gallon bucker of them stickies to test, it is time for a new job,Hdg out an not prodded anymore
HEY JIM, MUST HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE DAYS. I HEARD ON THE NEWS THE PHARMACIES HAD RECORD SALES ON RECTAL THERMOMETERS TODAY. IMAGINE THAT. I THINK SOME OF THESE GALS MAY HAVE WORKED FOR JOHNSON & JOHNSON AT ONE TIME. NOW THEY'RE TAKIN THEIR FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON US GUYS. I GUESS WHAT EVER TRIPS THEIR TRIGER. CU AT THE MEETING.DALE
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone and the TV so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Then, open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins:- Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in very small print there is the following statement; "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!!
On your way home from work, stop at your local pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.
