HEY HOUND DOG, NEED YOUR HELP TO RETRIEVE JIMS FORTUNE. I THOUGHT I'D GO UP TO THE CHINESE PLACE & GET ONE OF THOSE FORTUNE COOKIES & THEN PICK YOU UP & THEN GO MEET THE SEPTIC GUY. IF YA THINK YOUR UP TO IT YOU COULD GET THE SENT FROM THE FORTUNE COOKIE & WHEN THE SEPTIC GUY DUMPS HIS LOAD MAYBE YOU COULD SNIFF OUT JIMS FORTUNE. LET ME KNOW IF YOUR INTERESTED.
HEY JIM, STILL DIDN'T GET THE FORTUNE. I ALMOST HAD IT WHEN I SLIPPED & ACCIDENTALLY GRABBED THE HANDLE & FLUSHED THE FORTUNE. I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH SUCTION THOSE TOILETS HAVE. I ALMOST LOST MY ARM, BUT I'M ALLRIGHT. I CALLED THE SEPTIC GUY & HE'S COMMING THIS AFTERNOON TO PUMP THE SEPTIC TANK. I TOLD HIM I'D PAY HIM DOUBLE HIS FEE IF HE'D LOOK FOR THE FORTUNE WHEN HE DUMPED THE LOAD. HE SAID HE'D DO IT. I'LL KEEP YA POSTED. I'M DOIN MY BEST TO KEEP MY WORD & GET YA THAT FORTUNE JIM.
Dale - I think I know the future of my fortune now. It is a pretty "crappy" outlook. Glad that you guys enjoyed your meal. Rosie - While you were out, you didn't happen to see Lady's cat did you? It didn't come home last night.
HEY JIM, DON'T WORRY, I'LL FIND OUT WHAT YOUR FORTUNE WAS IN THE MORNING. JUST WASN'T THINKIN. I HATE THE TASTE OF THOSE FORTUNE COOKIES, SO I THOUGHT I'D JUST EAT IT FAST SO I WOULDN'T TASTE IT & ATE YOUR FORTUNE. SORRY, YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT TILL TOMORROW FOR THE RESULTS. IT'LL PROBABLY BE A CRAPPIE FORTUNE ANYWAY. I DON'T THINK IT WAS THE BLONDE, IT WAS THE GRAY.
Hey Jim - sorry about your fortune cookie wish - Dale ate the cookie wish and all. I don't know how he thought he'd get the paper out with the whole cookie in his mouth. Talk about a blonde!
Dale - If you could just arrange for the fortune, without the cookie, that would be just fine. I'm saving up to buy a new tire for my trike, oh yea and for the wheel, front end, motor and farme too. Maybe I should have just bought Rosie's trike off you when you had it for sale. Would have saved me a lot of time and trouble and I could have got that neat set of tires and wheels you put on the back and the neat stereo too. Did you wind up putting wheels on the jam box so she could tow it along behind?Wearing head phones should be a cute trick!
Rosie, we would love to join you guys but duty calls. I am sure we are going to miss a great time. I don't care for Chinese food but if it meant eating with you guys, I could endure it.Now that Dale has a new tire, for his new wheel, he probably won't need a fortune cookie because he already has his fortune.
