Hey Don, we got Tom's truck right down to the fire and I am sure your Toyota would go anywhere his Ford will. You sure missed out on some good company and some good fish too. Tom cooked up a mess of Bass that was hard to beat. Crittor was there with her camera but I got her figured out. She is really a softy and just wants to pat you on the head. Lady was going to get some "nuvile" (I think that means ugly third graders) virgins to dance but Dale forgot his geetar. All and all we had a great time. Sure did miss you though. We ain't had a chance to chew the fat in quite a while. Seems like everytime I get over by your place I am on my way to Forsyth to take care of some national emergency or something and never get a chance to stop. Stop in any time. It is summer now and you don't even have to fight the cold to get here.
Crittor The ol hound dog says please don't put a lease on him he has had (2) of them allready an didn"t like not being free an drug around by the neck!!! . He would have never got back up the hill from the bonfire an would of still been there fishing in the pond.for breakfast well not really he never eats breakfast just coffee an luckies all day. then eats one meal late in the evening,He has even got himself a new tick an flea coller.a (BLUE) colered one with spikes in it they really look good they are chrome plated, so he ain't afraid of the ticks an fleas anymore, An he has a lot of cousins so he probally woulden't miss a couple dozen of then anyway.He has got away too many projects an not enough time or money to finish up most of them but they do keep him from being bored,an verry buisy, An he likes being in the news letter for all the new blond beagle bitches to admire an droole over,that way they just show up in the front yard an he don't have to go hunting for them . Nap time now.. HDG
Hey you old Dog you, How come you didn't show up for the hot dog roast. Was we roastin' one of your cousins or something? Do ya think we have fleas or ticks? Ya can't catch parvo from none of us. What else could it be? If you don't start showing up for some of these things, I'm gonna come over there and put a collar and leash on you and drag your butt to them, behind the trike. NOW THAT MIGHT SMART A LITTLE. There ain't nothin you could do, that could make us not want you there. We're not afraid of gettin fleas or ticks from you. Why we won't even roast your cousin if you let us know which one he is. Why just look at Dale, he cringes every time he comes near us but he still shows up. (when he doesn't take a wrong turn). If your waiting for me to say I won't put you in the news letter if you'll join us, I will. (with my fingers crossed behind my back) If ya can't chew that dry dog food anymore, we'll get you some canned alpo.
Do ya get it yet??We'd just enjoy your company from time to time. So how bout it?
Are you going to join us or do we have to get rough!!!
. He would have never got back up the hill from the bonfire an would of still been there fishing in the pond.for breakfast well not really he never eats breakfast just coffee an luckies all day. then eats one meal late in the evening,He has even got himself a new tick an flea coller.a (BLUE) colered one with spikes in it they really look good they are chrome plated
, so he ain't afraid of the ticks an fleas anymore, An he has a lot of cousins so he probally woulden't miss a couple dozen of then anyway.He has got away too many projects an not enough time or money to finish up most of them but they do keep him from being bored,
. Nap time now.. HDG
If ya can't chew that dry dog food anymore, we'll get you some canned alpo.
